If you have to hold it in, she’s not the one
Been holding it in
Submitted 1 month ago by LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
It takes some time to be comfortable enough to break the fart barrier.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
You gotta be careful though, if you get inside the car too quickly, the smell will follow you.
She might wonder why you’re meandering outside the car too long.
witchybitchy@lemm.ee 1 month ago
if it’s too loud, she can probably hear it too lol
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Just pretend to check the car boot.
eltrain123@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No creepy and/or murdery reason your date is digging around in his trunk after you’re in the car…
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If a man opens the car door for a woman, either the car or the woman is new.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I legit farted as I was opening this post.
(Seriously though SSRIs screw with my GI)
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, they’re a bull-ride, for sure!
I gave up on em after several years 'cos I was tired of living with the side effects and had to keep increasing the dose or adding SNRIs into the mixture…
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, but you can’t sit right away because the smells will puff out.
blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Gotta walk around the back of the car to give yourself time to air out on your way to the driver’s seat.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If you can’t rip big fat fatties around your date do you really want to be dating them
Pissman2020@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wait until I’m in the car and my wife is trapped with it
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The real Dutch oven. No lifting the blanket and running.