A well written resume, a firm handshake, and a willingness to knock on doors is the key to success.
Anon turns 30
Submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 months ago
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 7 months ago
Don’t be afraid to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
Atropos@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I keep doing exactly this to the girl at the gas station but it hasn’t worked yet??
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Maybe ask first?
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 7 months ago
OP also did not go outside for the past 15 years
Wanderer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Have you tried being blackout drunk?
That’s what did it for me
Shard@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Does profusely apologizing for puking on their dress count as conversation?
If yes then I’ll have you know I’m quite the socializer.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Well it’s a start isn’t it?
Just do a little better next time and the next time and the next time.
CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Me too, I woke up with 2 or 3 phone numbers in my pocket. I texted one of them and was greeted by an angry boyfriend, I either didn’t text the others or they didn’t reply, but it boosted my confidence a lot. So much so that I was able to talk to girls before I blacked out
Donjuanme@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Not being able to treat people like people because they have different genitals, proving age is just a number.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
You dont know what happened to this person.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Who said that? Nothing comes passively except death.
Comment105@lemm.ee 7 months ago
It’s pretty common to tell depressed or struggling people that things get better/easier, as if it happens passively and they just need to stick around, just hold out.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
That is true of the moment. Moments of pain and morning do pass just like moments of happiness. But an unhealthy lifestyle makes pain more likely.
PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Legit feel bad for people who are socialized like this.
jmj88@lemm.ee 7 months ago
What no one says is you have to make a fool of yourself quite a few times before it gets easy. But it’s worth it.
DemocratPostingSucks@lemm.ee 7 months ago
It might be true, but it’s the last thing people need to hear when they’re 15
stoy@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Coping does get easier.
Spesknight@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Wait to turn 40, I don’t give a f**k anymore what people think…
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That only works if you manage to make it there without hating YOURSELF.
VagueDirector@aussie.zone 7 months ago
Yeah I am coming to the same realisation. If anything it gets worse, since as an adult you are naturally going to be more isolated when you aren’t forced to socialize.
mctoasterson@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Pretend you like, and are interested in the meaning of, her unnecessary wrist tattoo. That’s good for at least 5 minutes of conversation.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Found a girl with a flower wrapping around her wrist and hand, I was genuinely interested because it was pretty af
rain_worl@lemmy.world 7 months ago
hey look at this painting-…
rain_worl@lemmy.world 7 months ago
unicode needs to add a negative space
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Practice. It gets easier with practice
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Nah, when it comes to social shit like that, you just have not give a fuck what people think about you anymore, because honestly, they probably fucking aren’t. You’d have to be pretty egotistical to think so, and if you were, you’d probably be one of those douche bags that bothers girls who don’t want to talk to them.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yeah, and that requires practice.
algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
You had me at first but lost me at the end. Social anxiety and low self confidence is the opposite of egotistic
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
There is a difference between confidence/self love and egoism.
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Are these mutually exclusive?