It wasn’t worth vacuuming if it doesn’t crackle.
I'm cumming
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Submitted 1 year ago by PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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It wasn’t worth vacuuming if it doesn’t crackle.
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.
She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.
PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I’d like her number if you wouldn’t mind
piracysails@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Now, that’s a story.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Classic Ben Franklin.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She wanted that D
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 1 year ago
Is she into milk?