My favorite, classic greentext

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fake. Anon managed to not get bitten. Gay. Snake charmer is clearly a euphemism.

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  • entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There’s a museum or something I went to once where they had a kinda game.

    There was a button and two lights. The game was to hold down the button, then release it when the light turned on.

    If you weren’t faster than a rattle snake, the other light turned on saying you died.

    No one was fast enough.

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Newtype testing device

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  • tauren@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Gay. Snake charmer is clearly a euphemism.

    Lmao. I vote each greentext repost should come with the best fake & gay comment. It’s like a desert.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      More like an oasis.

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  • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Humans are the best animal when it comes to exerting movement forces on objects (throwing, rotating, etc.), so I am not sure about not being bitten. Can’t argue about the euphemism, though.

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well he only realised it’s a snake after grabbing it so methinks both were surprised.

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• Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Poor snake. He walked into its home and woke it up only to slaughter it.

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  • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kid has a bright future as a cop.

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• Curufeanor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why not just let go while spinning at full speed? It’ll go flying away and you can run the other direction.

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, yeeted a Snake at mach 2 into the face of another kid

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Both heads explode. You are definitely gonna get scolded for that tho.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Can you imagine if you and your friends are having a quiet evening camp staring up at the stars, basking in the oneness of nature… for a fucking snake to helicopter down at you from the middle of nowhere

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• TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What’s the deal with “2o” instead of 20

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  • spykee@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Anon does call himself intellectually challenged. Maybe anon also has sexdaily.

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