Poor snake. He walked into its home and woke it up only to slaughter it.
My favorite, classic greentext
Submitted 1 month ago by nebulaone@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Sunsofold@lemmings.world 1 month ago
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
Kid has a bright future as a cop.
Curufeanor@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Why not just let go while spinning at full speed? It’ll go flying away and you can run the other direction.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Instructions unclear, yeeted a Snake at mach 2 into the face of another kid
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 month ago
Both heads explode. You are definitely gonna get scolded for that tho.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Can you imagine if you and your friends are having a quiet evening camp staring up at the stars, basking in the oneness of nature… for a fucking snake to helicopter down at you from the middle of nowhere
TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
What’s the deal with “2o” instead of 20
spykee@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Anon does call himself intellectually challenged. Maybe anon also has sexdaily.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fake. Anon managed to not get bitten. Gay. Snake charmer is clearly a euphemism.
entwine413@lemm.ee 1 month ago
There’s a museum or something I went to once where they had a kinda game.
There was a button and two lights. The game was to hold down the button, then release it when the light turned on.
If you weren’t faster than a rattle snake, the other light turned on saying you died.
No one was fast enough.
match@pawb.social 1 month ago
Newtype testing device
tauren@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Lmao. I vote each greentext repost should come with the best fake & gay comment. It’s like a desert.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
More like an oasis.
nebulaone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Humans are the best animal when it comes to exerting movement forces on objects (throwing, rotating, etc.), so I am not sure about not being bitten. Can’t argue about the euphemism, though.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well he only realised it’s a snake after grabbing it so methinks both were surprised.