spykee

@spykee@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Living a lie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I talk to her?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There’s a new COVID variant driving up infections. A virologist explains what to know about NB.1.8.1⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This fucker again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you think that my giant repository ends at memes.... you are mistaken⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Meme template - I see nothing wrong here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite, classic greentext⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon does call himself intellectually challenged. Maybe anon also has sexdaily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it, I promise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the first time I have been conned with Boobs.
  Hurts the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hmu

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baked some bread today. It's the type you want to lick and squeeze before eating it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Send me noods.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hopping out of the shower, realizing I forgot to bring a towel⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You shower naked?
  You slut!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨South Korea says DeepSeek transferred user data to China and the U.S. without consent⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa!
  Tell me you are kidding.
  Seriously?
  …and here I was thinking, “Finally! One trusted piece of for-profit AI company that I can share my deepest secrets without a worry.”
  Good heavens!\

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I decrease acne after shaving my face?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You take as much time as you want, but come back for sure. My patchy beard has already declared a peace treaty seeing that I now know how to destroy it’s existence. I want my pubes too to feel the terror of my updated skill. Gonna flash my silky smooth crotch to my lady friends as foreplay, but that can only happen when you come back with the rest of the sacred texts. Counting on you, former nurse assistant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a tiebreaker⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the latest unnecessary AI innovation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woag⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *cries with tears only in one eye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Special K⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Kellogg’s Cereal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i feel called out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Going through this right now. I cannot explain this feeling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2real5me⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m following this dude from now on. Who knows when he burps out another wisdom nugget from his mouth.

  Edit: I’m following this dude/gal/person/dragon/alien/chair from now on. Who knows when he/she/they/it burps out another wise nugget from his/her/their/its mouth.

  Still learning to be all inclusive. It’ll take me a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cowstsnts x and cowsine x⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I understand that. Thank you programming language knowing person/animal/plant/alien/robot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cowstsnts x and cowsine x⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cowstsnts x and cowsine x⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evidence⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s old, but I still cannot believe it’s the same woman in every panel. Girl looks like a different person in each pic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pathetic.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What did I do to you to hurt me this way?