Go for a job in a different field.
Tell them that you reached the goals you had set for yourself in your previous field (PhD, pulished peer reviewed works etc). Tell them that it is time for you to explore other fields and that you have had an affinity with the one you’re applying in. Then tell them the most important thing you learned during your previous endeavors: you have the capacity to learn and adapt
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witty_username@feddit.nl 7 months ago
spykee@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I’m following this dude from now on. Who knows when he burps out another wisdom nugget from his mouth.
Edit: I’m following this dude/gal/person/dragon/alien/chair from now on. Who knows when he/she/they/it burps out another wise nugget from his/her/their/its mouth.
Still learning to be all inclusive. It’ll take me a while.
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure dude has basically become a gender neutral term at this point
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Man, that edit is super weird lol
rain_worl@lemmy.world 6 months ago
they burps out
propter_hog@hexbear.net 7 months ago
Bingo
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This guy’s cover letter
Dear Hiring Team,
I would like to be considered for this role, I have a PhD and have all of the qualifications on paper. I’ve even published in the area you are hiring for, but really you should consider me as an entry level engineer. I don’t know a lot, and I get confused sometimes. But, please hire me.
Best,
- The Guy Who Applied, PhD
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 7 months ago
This absolutely happens in real life. Guy I worked with was at a large telecom company that liquidated in the 2000s. Dude was high up and had a beach house… you know, rich people stuff.
After the 2000s recession he had major trouble getting hired because he earned too much before and potential employers would think he would leave if they gave him a lower offer.
He ended up working for me building hydroponic farms for about a year making shit pay.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You paid him in shit? Why not use that shit as fertilizer?
Solaris1789@jlai.lu 7 months ago
He made shit pay? Does shit even have money?
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Shit has to be processed first or else everything you use it for will be contaminated with O157:H7 and people will die.
Shit is like a long term investment and not entirely applicable to monthly stipends, at least when one is starting out.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This was also the plot of The Company Men, where Ben Afleck’s character took a construction job to make ends meet. It was a good movie.
v_krishna@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I have a friend with a PhD in linguistics, worked for years in the SF tech world in i18n, not quite a PM, not an engineer, not a CX person but somewhere between the three. He got laid off and found it impossible to get another role, I think in large part because he’s super over qualified by education and years of experience, but in such a niche skill set that doesn’t really fit into traditional tech company roles. He ended up taking a job at the airport doing plane loading and such!
DrBob@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Let me introduce you gentleman to Doug Prasher.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 months ago
This guy: “There you are!”
He grabs some tubing and starts squeezing the air out of it.
“You’re gonna pay!”
cybersandwich@lemmy.world 7 months ago
[deleted]thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 7 months ago
This. As someone who runs a consulting business that works extensively with New Space startups doing business with big aerospace contractors and government entities, my only question is “What’s your PHD in?”
We probably won’t need you to really do much work. Just learn about our projects and come to meetings so you can talk about them. Heck, I’ll write you scripts and give you a sheet of the softball ass questions we expect and the answers to them we want you to give.
revolution@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Could you tell me more? I’m in this situation and would love to learn more.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Me, looking for technical writing jobs after writing a highly fucking technical dissertation: I have a PhD but I’m pretty burned out on being a try-hard so I’m just looking for a straightforward 9-to-5.
Them: We’re worried you’ll be bored.
Me: Anyone would get bored doing this, at least I’ll be good at it.
Them: No.
letsgo@lemm.ee 7 months ago
But you DO have a PhD. Claiming it is somehow not valid is a criticism of the establishment that awarded it to you. You’re just suffering from impostor syndrome, that’s all.
Also, no employer will consider someone fresh out of education, even someone with a PhD, to have vast quantitites of useful real-world experience, so even declaring a PhD won’t see you land your first job with the expectations that you’ll ace every bit of it from day one.
It’s good that you realise you know nothing. That is both accurate and useful. But don’t take it too far. What your PhD proves is that you have an ability to learn, understand and communicate, and THAT is what employers are looking for.
Huckledebuck@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
What your PhD proves is that you have an ability to learn, understand and communicate, and THAT is what employers are looking for.
Yes! It also shows the ability of straight hard work. It’s easy to come out of college with a degree or two and not learn this. I’ve only got a BA in math so i have no idea what it takes, but i would imagine earning a PhD is on a different level of work ethic.
voodooattack@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Plot twist: they’re applying for a barista position.
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What is my greatest weakness?
I’m aware of my own gaps in knowledge. I have a PHD but the more I ponder on what I learned and the program I was involved in the more I realize what I don’t know.
My greatest strength?
My willingness to not give too much weight to what I know and focus on what I don’t know.
jdeath@lemm.ee 7 months ago
if i was hiring, you would be the top candidate
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Just… Say they you have a bachelor’s degree and that’s it? You really have it anyway for fuck’s sake!
intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 months ago
The question is how to explain a five year gap in employment.
lseif@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
“i was caring for my dying family member.”
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Skills based resume format rather than a chronological format. If they still ask just say the intervening years weren’t relevant to the position.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Fake it till you make it. That’s what everyone else does.
franglais@lemm.ee 7 months ago
This is unfortunately the way of the world, the only difference between you and the others, is, that many people do not feel like charlatans, and believe their own bullshit.
SSJMarx@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Man I’ve often been confused at jobs too but the difference is that I’ve kept pushing through until I either figure it out or they fire me. So that’s my advice in this hypothetical, fake it till you make it.
OpenStars@discuss.online 7 months ago
Hrm, ngl this username probably helps? 😜
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 months ago
Say you spent it working in McDonald’s. They won’t bother checking.
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Same goes for ToysRUs or Radio Shack— the absence of findable evidence would work for you here
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
unrealistic, everyone knows mcdonalds only hires other people, never yourself.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Welcome to the teeter totter of employment. Best you can do is be 100% honest about your situation and hope they are looking for that more than a sheepskin
mvirts@lemmy.world 7 months ago
🤣
kn33@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Sometimes I think I have imposter syndrome. Then this person shows up.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Are you even good enough to have impostor syndrome?
kn33@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Now you’re just fucking with me
e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
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NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nooo, I’m not. hangs head in shame
leisesprecher@feddit.org 7 months ago
So you feel like you’re an imposter syndrome imposter?
FinalRemix@lemmy.world 7 months ago
A poser poseur
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
sus