The fact that my first reaction to this was shouting “fuck you” internally probably just reinforces the idea that short people get aggressive about their height.
Pathetic.
Submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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halvar@lemm.ee 10 months ago
rtxn@lemmy.world 10 months ago
you’re closer to hell, it’s understandable
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
No I fucking don’t
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Honestly, we’re just envious of your affinity for mining and singing jolly work songs.
Wait, I’m thinking of the Welsh, aren’t I?
RenegadeTwister@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
[deleted]DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Clumsy short people and projection, smh
You should have made fun of our tendency to die young and pretty
ZMonster@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lol, so true. I always try to share the reach with others when I can. But after being married for about 15 years at the time, I found a bag of candy on top of the books on the bottom shelf. So I went around the house checking all the low areas and there was a veritable TROVE of sweets - everywhere. They were even in the garage that only I use. Partner was horrified that I found them and then wouldn’t say how long this had gone on for. I can only assume the entire time because I did find a few things like chocolate oranges that they only sell around the holidays. Every once in a while nowadays I see a wrapper, but the stash has been replaced and no one is talking. Mischievous.
teft@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do short people not climb on each other like some sort of LEGO construction?
moody@lemmings.world 10 months ago
I believe the correct term is Voltroning
Ioughttamow@kbin.run 10 months ago
And yes, that’s how we defeated hellstar remina. You’re welcome stiltleggers
ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m guessing you’ve not heard of manual handling in the workplace.
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I mean, I get that short people have no reason to live (Newman et al.), but turning them into step stools seems a bit cruel
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 months ago
I live to construct and rearrange everything at my workplaces to suit myself and make the talls have to deal with it. *maniacal laughter*
franklin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah but tall people have the problem hitting their head off of stuff that’s just not a problem for most people so honestly I’d take being short if I could
Ooh and air travel sucks as a tall person.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 10 months ago
Virgin giant:
- Bumps head on the stupidest things
- Whines about air travel
- Can’t handle an unfinished basement
- Has to buy special clothes
- Cries when he has to pick something off the ground
- “Do you play basketball?”
- Blocks people’s view.
Chad shortie:
- Can wear top hat anywhere they want.
- Walks under any obstacle with ease.
- Knows how to hem trousers.
- Can see into the fridge without crouching.
- Lovingly compared to the heroes of the shire.
- Low center of gravity.
- Can be taller by standing on literally anything.
- sneaky as heck
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
We remember the tall people who make these jokes and when the lean times come, it will be you begging us for the food in our larders. We will remember then, too.
spykee@lemm.ee 10 months ago
What did I do to you to hurt me this way?
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What was it Robert Heinlein said about the best revenge being to outlive your enemies? LOL, we short fuckers live longer.
Heard the term “little old man” or “little old lady”? Yeah, that’s why they’re old.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I just fly.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I’m not gonna lie. I feel very grateful to have been born reasonably tall. As in, tall enough to see in a crowd, not so tall as to have difficulties with clothes, vehicles, etc. I feel bad for people who are like 6’7" cause the world just isn’t built for them.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s where I am too. Taller than average, but everything still feels like it was built for me.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Their power lies elsewhere. Have you ever seen a tall person at a grocery store trying to dig out a product from the back of the bottom shelf?
urska@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
6ft4 here. I consider anyone below 6ft to be a kid
Apollo42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Your height range for women you would date overlaps with the height range you consider to be kids?
ValiantDust@feddit.de 10 months ago
Fair. But there’s no stepladder that will help you mimic my power of sitting comfortably in trains, planes and busses.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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samus12345@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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nexussapphire@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I know this pain. It hurts me more than you’ll ever know. Mazda hates tall people. Image
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I can guarantee if the story is true or not but my father talked regularly about a neighbor that he knew when he was a kid.
The neighbor was a ballet dancer above 2m tall and was driving an old school mini.
To be able to fit in it he removed the front seat and was driving sitting in the back seat.
peto@lemm.ee 10 months ago
That isn’t even the worst thing. Sinks are. Especially those big, deep professional ones where the bottom is somewhere south of your knees. But even ordinary sinks are almost always too low to be comfortable and you have to do this little half stoop/lean to use them properly.
Also showers in hotels. The controls are low, and sometimes the showerhead is at or bellow shoulder height.
Squeezing into an airline seat is comparatively fine, and I tend not to have to worry about the guy in front reclining because they physically can’t. And the look of fury dying in the eyes of the chap who just turned round to complain about it is a memory that warms me to this day.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My shower at home was set at 6’2”. I’m 6’3”. Luckily they sell shower arms that can raise shower heads, and they’re hella easy to install yourself.
Ephera@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Seriously, I’m not even that tall and my knees are still always embedded into the front seat.
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Elective surgery though…
s12@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
It would be nice to be able to change your height at will… and have portable holes.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve got portable holes. They go everywhere with me.
TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Remember it’s never ok to be mean to people, just because they are taller than you and you feel insecure about that fact
TheBat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Stfu lanky or I’ll steal your kneecaps.
ValiantDust@feddit.de 10 months ago
I’m almost of average height for a woman in my country. Even if I thought height mattered, I would have very little reason to feel insecure about it. But since men are on average taller, I still count myself as being part of the short people.