MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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- Comment on The various stages of cooking experience 5 days ago:
Wtf is the first one supposed to be, Playdough‽ that’s a lot of salt for that much flour.
- Comment on A Ripple in Space 5 days ago:
Oh, that’s the sound a frog makes. You're thinking of Gerry Rafferty
- Comment on BDSM 3 weeks ago:
“Soy macaco” sounds like a manosphere insult.
- Comment on What's the evolutionary advantage of very long hair on human heads? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on tidy 3 weeks ago:
Don’t mess with another man’s goon tube.
- Comment on booty 4 weeks ago:
Old Man Jenkins is just one symptom of a society built on the exploitation of the working class.
- Comment on booty 4 weeks ago:
You scan the one cheek — the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You scan the other cheek — you stay in Wonderland, and find how deep the rabbit hole goes.
- Comment on She's just being honest. 4 weeks ago:
The scariest monsters are the friends we made along the way.
- Comment on Why do people say "my taxes" 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Tune In 5 weeks ago:
That’s a pentagon.
- Comment on This place is a prison 1 month ago:
Generally relatively clean, though flavored liquors may contain sugar and most liqueurs do.
- Comment on Everyone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally 1 month ago:
Asked for a great black bird for to perch upon her shoulder.
Did not get a raven. :(
- Comment on What if programmers rewrote the English language? 1 month ago:
Fr tho
- Comment on Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell! 5 months ago:
It’s a match made in the heavens. With Valentines Day coming up keep an eye to the sky for a big bang
- Comment on Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell! 5 months ago:
I’m not googling that.
- Comment on do most people really like the taste and smell of eggs? 5 months ago:
Slow down there Gaston.
- Comment on Drug dealers hate this one weird trick! 5 months ago:
That’s literally the instructions for use with automatic dispensers
- Comment on Real and True 5 months ago:
I want to meet the man who uses 7, but 14 scares me.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Apparently it’s a liquid metal like effect, but when photographed or rendered in a white box…
- Comment on 5 months ago:
- Comment on another Freud meme for the day 5 months ago:
🎶Siggy’s mom has got it going on🎵
- Comment on Who care about book 5 months ago:
15 other users found this review helpful - Comment on Help is needed 5 months ago:
Red Hot Chili Peepers
Tickleback
The Black Eyed Pets
3 Coors Down
Inane Clown Posse - Comment on Be careful when choosing your profession 5 months ago:
Thems ain’t bees…
- Comment on "Refrigerate after opening and store in the refrigerator door." Why the door for this mayo? 6 months ago:
You can lay it on its side
- Comment on uhhh 6 months ago:
Elder scrolls six?
- Comment on Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Boxcar 6 months ago:
Unless “the mitochondria” is a singular group noun, like in “The Village People is a band”, or “This [set of] data was collected…”
- Comment on Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Boxcar 6 months ago:
Hazelnut, Mystify, Cuttlefish, Lark, Lurk, Robert, Anglican, Pheromone
- Comment on Why does everyone put celery in soup stock? 6 months ago:
It’s one of the those aromatic vegetables (along with carrots and onions, etc. ) that for most people (obviously not yourself) adds a background flavor that is not overpowering or offensive. It makes your soup taste like soup instead of salty chicken-water or bean-water. Its also fairly inexpensive compared to more meats and spices.
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