They lied to us

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• alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Saw this and sat for a second, thinking “okay, vanilla bean and soy bean…that’s only two. Milk isn’t a bean. What’s the third?”

  I’m an idiot.

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  • blueday@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Ditto! Coffee bean for anyone else still pondering.

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    • Ashyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I sipped on my coffee as I pondered the question and still couldn’t solve it. Work harder, coffee beans, work harder!

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  • dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Coffee and vanilla aren’t actually beans. Soy is though.

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    • variants@possumpat.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      What is a coffee bean?

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• FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Alright, now listen here you little shit...

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• MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  A vanilla soy latte is not a 3 bean soup! There is only one bean actually in the soup. Unless you are scraping the vanilla pod into it and sprinkling grounds on top, the other two “beans” are merely extracts.

  It is a vegan bisque.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Your mom’s a vegan bisque.

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    • SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      She’s an inanimate fucking object!

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  • dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I agree with your premise, and here is some additional unsolicited information:

    Vanilla ‘beans’ technically are fruit from hand-pollinated orchids! So scraping a seed pod or using extract makes no difference. It’s never been a bean.

    Coffee ‘beans’ are seeds from the fruit of coffee trees and shrubs.

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• wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Only if it’s real vanilla

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  • cosmicrookie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    What a scary sentence!

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    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Seems kind of generic, to me.

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• SaintWacko@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Image

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• ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  More of a juice than a soup really.

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  • nyctre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Why juice more than soup? None of the fruits are squeezed. Except maybe soy, not sure how soy milk is made. Anyway, for vanilla and coffee it’s closer to tea than soup or juice. Also, closer to soup than juice as well, imo. Or broth if you wanna be specific. Right? Since it’s an infusion like broth is. That’s how I see it, at least. Maybe I’m nuts

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  • yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Bean juice sounds worse

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    • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Seed juice sounds even worse.

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    • maccentric@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Image

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    • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I dunno, looks fine on a mug.

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• 018118055@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Add chocolate

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  You fucking donkey!

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• SeabassDan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  More of a 3 bean tea, no?

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  • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    There’s a fatty base: soy milk

    A flavorful broth: coffee

    And spices: vanilla

    Maybe not 3 bean but I count it as soup.

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  • BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Broth, surely.

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• pistapopper@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Wait till someone tells him about vanilla soy mocha… 🤯

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Sorry, but that’s a salad

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  • witty_username@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Nono, a sandwich

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