Alright, now listen here you little shit...
They lied to us
Submitted 7 months ago by yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 months ago
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 7 months ago
A vanilla soy latte is not a 3 bean soup! There is only one bean actually in the soup. Unless you are scraping the vanilla pod into it and sprinkling grounds on top, the other two “beans” are merely extracts.
It is a vegan bisque.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Your mom’s a vegan bisque.
SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 7 months ago
She’s an inanimate fucking object!
dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
I agree with your premise, and here is some additional unsolicited information:
Vanilla ‘beans’ technically are fruit from hand-pollinated orchids! So scraping a seed pod or using extract makes no difference. It’s never been a bean.
Coffee ‘beans’ are seeds from the fruit of coffee trees and shrubs.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Only if it’s real vanilla
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What a scary sentence!
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
Seems kind of generic, to me.
SaintWacko@midwest.social 7 months ago
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
More of a juice than a soup really.
nyctre@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why juice more than soup? None of the fruits are squeezed. Except maybe soy, not sure how soy milk is made. Anyway, for vanilla and coffee it’s closer to tea than soup or juice. Also, closer to soup than juice as well, imo. Or broth if you wanna be specific. Right? Since it’s an infusion like broth is. That’s how I see it, at least. Maybe I’m nuts
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 7 months ago
Bean juice sounds worse
someguy3@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Seed juice sounds even worse.
maccentric@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 7 months ago
018118055@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Add chocolate
Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You fucking donkey!
SeabassDan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
More of a 3 bean tea, no?
GluWu@lemm.ee 7 months ago
There’s a fatty base: soy milk
A flavorful broth: coffee
And spices: vanilla
Maybe not 3 bean but I count it as soup.
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Broth, surely.
pistapopper@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Wait till someone tells him about vanilla soy mocha… 🤯
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Sorry, but that’s a salad
witty_username@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Nono, a sandwich
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Saw this and sat for a second, thinking “okay, vanilla bean and soy bean…that’s only two. Milk isn’t a bean. What’s the third?”
I’m an idiot.
blueday@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ditto! Coffee bean for anyone else still pondering.
Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I sipped on my coffee as I pondered the question and still couldn’t solve it. Work harder, coffee beans, work harder!
dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
Coffee and vanilla aren’t actually beans. Soy is though.
variants@possumpat.io 7 months ago
What is a coffee bean?