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They lied to us

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Saw this and sat for a second, thinking “okay, vanilla bean and soy bean…that’s only two. Milk isn’t a bean. What’s the third?”

    I’m an idiot.

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    • blueday@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ditto! Coffee bean for anyone else still pondering.

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      • Ashyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I sipped on my coffee as I pondered the question and still couldn’t solve it. Work harder, coffee beans, work harder!

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    • dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Coffee and vanilla aren’t actually beans. Soy is though.

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      • variants@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What is a coffee bean?

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Alright, now listen here you little shit...

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  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A vanilla soy latte is not a 3 bean soup! There is only one bean actually in the soup. Unless you are scraping the vanilla pod into it and sprinkling grounds on top, the other two “beans” are merely extracts.

    It is a vegan bisque.

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    • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Your mom’s a vegan bisque.

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      • SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        She’s an inanimate fucking object!

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    • dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I agree with your premise, and here is some additional unsolicited information:

      Vanilla ‘beans’ technically are fruit from hand-pollinated orchids! So scraping a seed pod or using extract makes no difference. It’s never been a bean.

      Coffee ‘beans’ are seeds from the fruit of coffee trees and shrubs.

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only if it’s real vanilla

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    • cosmicrookie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What a scary sentence!

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      • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Seems kind of generic, to me.

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  • SaintWacko@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    More of a juice than a soup really.

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    • nyctre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why juice more than soup? None of the fruits are squeezed. Except maybe soy, not sure how soy milk is made. Anyway, for vanilla and coffee it’s closer to tea than soup or juice. Also, closer to soup than juice as well, imo. Or broth if you wanna be specific. Right? Since it’s an infusion like broth is. That’s how I see it, at least. Maybe I’m nuts

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    • yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bean juice sounds worse

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      • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Seed juice sounds even worse.

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      • maccentric@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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      • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I dunno, looks fine on a mug.

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  • 018118055@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Add chocolate

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You fucking donkey!

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  • SeabassDan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    More of a 3 bean tea, no?

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    • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s a fatty base: soy milk

      A flavorful broth: coffee

      And spices: vanilla

      Maybe not 3 bean but I count it as soup.

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    • BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Broth, surely.

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  • pistapopper@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait till someone tells him about vanilla soy mocha… 🤯

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sorry, but that’s a salad

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    • witty_username@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nono, a sandwich

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