Alright, now listen here you little shit...
They lied to us
Submitted 1 year ago by yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 year ago
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 year ago
A vanilla soy latte is not a 3 bean soup! There is only one bean actually in the soup. Unless you are scraping the vanilla pod into it and sprinkling grounds on top, the other two “beans” are merely extracts.
It is a vegan bisque.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Your mom’s a vegan bisque.
SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She’s an inanimate fucking object!
dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I agree with your premise, and here is some additional unsolicited information:
Vanilla ‘beans’ technically are fruit from hand-pollinated orchids! So scraping a seed pod or using extract makes no difference. It’s never been a bean.
Coffee ‘beans’ are seeds from the fruit of coffee trees and shrubs.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Only if it’s real vanilla
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What a scary sentence!
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Seems kind of generic, to me.
SaintWacko@midwest.social 1 year ago
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
More of a juice than a soup really.
nyctre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why juice more than soup? None of the fruits are squeezed. Except maybe soy, not sure how soy milk is made. Anyway, for vanilla and coffee it’s closer to tea than soup or juice. Also, closer to soup than juice as well, imo. Or broth if you wanna be specific. Right? Since it’s an infusion like broth is. That’s how I see it, at least. Maybe I’m nuts
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 1 year ago
Bean juice sounds worse
someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Seed juice sounds even worse.
maccentric@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
018118055@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Add chocolate
Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You fucking donkey!
SeabassDan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
More of a 3 bean tea, no?
GluWu@lemm.ee 1 year ago
There’s a fatty base: soy milk
A flavorful broth: coffee
And spices: vanilla
Maybe not 3 bean but I count it as soup.
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Broth, surely.
pistapopper@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wait till someone tells him about vanilla soy mocha… 🤯
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Sorry, but that’s a salad
witty_username@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Nono, a sandwich
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Saw this and sat for a second, thinking “okay, vanilla bean and soy bean…that’s only two. Milk isn’t a bean. What’s the third?”
I’m an idiot.
blueday@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ditto! Coffee bean for anyone else still pondering.
Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I sipped on my coffee as I pondered the question and still couldn’t solve it. Work harder, coffee beans, work harder!
dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Coffee and vanilla aren’t actually beans. Soy is though.
variants@possumpat.io 1 year ago
What is a coffee bean?