Alright, now listen here you little shit...
They lied to us
Submitted 2 weeks ago by yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Comments
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
A vanilla soy latte is not a 3 bean soup! There is only one bean actually in the soup. Unless you are scraping the vanilla pod into it and sprinkling grounds on top, the other two “beans” are merely extracts.
It is a vegan bisque.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Your mom’s a vegan bisque.
SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
She’s an inanimate fucking object!
dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I agree with your premise, and here is some additional unsolicited information:
Vanilla ‘beans’ technically are fruit from hand-pollinated orchids! So scraping a seed pod or using extract makes no difference. It’s never been a bean.
Coffee ‘beans’ are seeds from the fruit of coffee trees and shrubs.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Only if it’s real vanilla
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What a scary sentence!
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Seems kind of generic, to me.
SaintWacko@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
More of a juice than a soup really.
nyctre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why juice more than soup? None of the fruits are squeezed. Except maybe soy, not sure how soy milk is made. Anyway, for vanilla and coffee it’s closer to tea than soup or juice. Also, closer to soup than juice as well, imo. Or broth if you wanna be specific. Right? Since it’s an infusion like broth is. That’s how I see it, at least. Maybe I’m nuts
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 2 weeks ago
Bean juice sounds worse
someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Seed juice sounds even worse.
maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
018118055@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Add chocolate
Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You fucking donkey!
SeabassDan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
More of a 3 bean tea, no?
GluWu@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
There’s a fatty base: soy milk
A flavorful broth: coffee
And spices: vanilla
Maybe not 3 bean but I count it as soup.
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Broth, surely.
pistapopper@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Wait till someone tells him about vanilla soy mocha… 🤯
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Sorry, but that’s a salad
witty_username@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Nono, a sandwich
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Saw this and sat for a second, thinking “okay, vanilla bean and soy bean…that’s only two. Milk isn’t a bean. What’s the third?”
I’m an idiot.
blueday@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ditto! Coffee bean for anyone else still pondering.
Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I sipped on my coffee as I pondered the question and still couldn’t solve it. Work harder, coffee beans, work harder!
dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Coffee and vanilla aren’t actually beans. Soy is though.
variants@possumpat.io 2 weeks ago
What is a coffee bean?