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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Napain@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just so we’re a hundred percent clear anyone can wear makeup and shaming someone for doing it is fucking gross.

    Shaming them for being hypocrites is chill tho

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    • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      it’s not the mascara itself that people are bashing. it’s the wearing mascara while being in the party of mEn CaNt WeAr MaKeUp\

      republicans aren’t saying anything because they’re too busy racisting his non-white wife

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      • originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah shame them for being hypocrites but not people for wearing makeup. If you like makeup that’s cool

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah this is the guy going after people who wear make up. So I’m absolutely going to make fun of him wearing way too much.

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      • originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I agree he’s a piece of shit, so why not make fun of the things he’s a piece of shit for and not “lol he’s a BOY who wears MAKEUP and is mean to other BOYS who wear MAKEUP!” It’s a bad look for a group of people who don’t want to be, you know, bigots.

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    • Napain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      i liked this meme because it can be read as celebratory if you are chill, like we are, but also as mocking, if you are a biggot, like his voterbase. so win win

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      • originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Idk I find all the memes mocking closeted or queer presenting republicans for being closeted or queer presenting pretty gross. A bunch of people who are suffering because they can’t be out is sad, not funny, to me. Even if those people suck. I can still hate the parts that suck and feel sympathy for the parts that don’t.

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have to say the mascara is probably the coolest thing about him.

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    • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not sure we can shame people with a furniture kink either. Funny though.

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      • alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        As someone who has both worn makeup and grinded against furniture in my time, I consent to you making fun of JD Vance for whatever you want.

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      • originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ok first of all there is ZERO evidence that JD Vance has EVER reached completion in the cushiony embrace of a chaise lounge

        NONE

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      • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There’s plenty of furniture I’d fuck. Check out the shibari lights by bomma

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    • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Take your smug self righteousness and give it to someone who deserves it. This piece of shit would attack anyone who claims that he wears makeup even though he does. It’s not about the makeup. It’s about the turd that’s wearing the makeup

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      • originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Then make fun of the turd and not the makeup? There’s plenty to make fun of.

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Makeup and makeup companies promote unhealthy beauty standards and are responsible for a disproportionate amount of microplastics. No one should wear makeup

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      • originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I used to think that and tell my wife that. She told me she wears makeup to feel all sorts of things: strong, assertive, sexy, dignified, powerful, invisible, whatever. Who am I to tell her she shouldn’t use eyeliner to feel strong when she’s got a big meeting at work? If you like makeup live your life

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I only use all natural whale oil makeup I’m not complicit

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      • BestBouclettes@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        People have been wearing and using make-up well before capitalism and make-up companies were even a thought in people’s brains. It’s just a thing humans do, and that’s okay.

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    • razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Are we 100% sure he is wearing makeup or is this unconfirmed like the rumor saying “JD Vance fucked a couch”

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      • Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He definitely did not fuck a couch and is certainly not banned from Ikea for fucking a Friheten.

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  • zcd@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    With eyes like that, this guy could fuck any couch he wanted

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I love that we are firing back with stupid shit like thjs. The right has gotten away with it for way too fucking long, and too many people have spent too much time answering every false accusation. About time fascist fuckweasels had to do the same.

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      • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wait are you telling me he didn’t fuck a couch?

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  • katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    His whole look is very not butch. That beard is very well groomed and his hair is immaculate. His skin also looks very cared for. I do believe his dear papa may have been a lumberjack.

    Nothing wrong with that of course, but I think he would be a lot happier if he just embraced it, poor thing.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s because he’s not a hillbilly. He grew up in Ohio and went to Yale. His grandparents were from Appalachia, so he calls himself a hillbilly- and uses a bunch of bullshit stereotypes about Appalachia while doing it.

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There is hillbilly Ohio. Huntington is just across the border and even in Columbus you get a lot of refugees from Appalachia, including my girlfriend. But he’s from fucking Middletown. I’m from the Dayton area with a grandparent who grew up in West Virginia myself, but given that one of my partners grew up in part in rural Tennessee, and even my ex in Lexington was far more Appalachian than I could ever be, I understand that I’m not someone who can claim this.

        What gets to me is how Middletown does give him a sob story. It’s been hit hard by the decline of the rust belt. Like, it’s rough by Dayton standards. But he doesn’t want to acknowledge that the money ghouls destroyed his home state

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    • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That said, there are well-groomed, eyeshadow wearing straight men. Just look at Travis McElroy. No need to start putting people into boxes based on appearance.

      But it would be nice if he weren’t a complete asswipe trying to put people into boxes.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        On the other hand…

        businessinsider.com/jd-vance-convinced-himself-ga…

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      • fern@lemmy.autism.place ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh I thought Travis was pan or bi?

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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Holy shit - I had heard about this, but those eyes are FIERCE. He looks great though, if only there weren’t anyone rallying against biological men wearing makeup.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, if he was a progressive I’d be proud to have a senator confident enough in himself to dress like that to work. Instead I’m ashamed because of his actions

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What is up with the Nosferatu ear?

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    • unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s a ghoul obviously.

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    • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was going to say, that looks disgusting!

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Two guys who have clearly altered their physical appearances with makeup: “NOOOOOOOO MEN MUST BE MANLY”

    Shame they’re fuckin hypocrites

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  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What do you think he labels himself as on his Grindr profile, bear? Sloppy otter?

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It’s not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes!

    At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.

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    • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.

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      • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I’ve never fucked a couch! It would’ve made the vacuum jealous.

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    • Napain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      nice flex haha

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  • Jakdracula@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’s a homosectional.

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  • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s couch fucking.

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s actually Mountain Dew.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’d fit right nice as the block bitch

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  • Good4Nuthin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    romulan.

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    • NRay7882@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I see a sexy fem-Riker. Or maybe it’s a catgirl.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That couch never stood a chance.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My wife’s bras can probably fit him.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh Vans guy, you are gonna look so Disney!

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  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s Art Van

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