With eyes like that, this guy could fuck any couch he wanted
jd vance
Submitted 9 months ago by Napain@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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zcd@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
I love that we are firing back with stupid shit like thjs. The right has gotten away with it for way too fucking long, and too many people have spent too much time answering every false accusation. About time fascist fuckweasels had to do the same.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Wait are you telling me he didn’t fuck a couch?
katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
His whole look is very not butch. That beard is very well groomed and his hair is immaculate. His skin also looks very cared for. I do believe his dear papa may have been a lumberjack.
Nothing wrong with that of course, but I think he would be a lot happier if he just embraced it, poor thing.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s because he’s not a hillbilly. He grew up in Ohio and went to Yale. His grandparents were from Appalachia, so he calls himself a hillbilly- and uses a bunch of bullshit stereotypes about Appalachia while doing it.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 months ago
There is hillbilly Ohio. Huntington is just across the border and even in Columbus you get a lot of refugees from Appalachia, including my girlfriend. But he’s from fucking Middletown. I’m from the Dayton area with a grandparent who grew up in West Virginia myself, but given that one of my partners grew up in part in rural Tennessee, and even my ex in Lexington was far more Appalachian than I could ever be, I understand that I’m not someone who can claim this.
What gets to me is how Middletown does give him a sob story. It’s been hit hard by the decline of the rust belt. Like, it’s rough by Dayton standards. But he doesn’t want to acknowledge that the money ghouls destroyed his home state
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That said, there are well-groomed, eyeshadow wearing straight men. Just look at Travis McElroy. No need to start putting people into boxes based on appearance.
But it would be nice if he weren’t a complete asswipe trying to put people into boxes.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
On the other hand…
fern@lemmy.autism.place 9 months ago
Oh I thought Travis was pan or bi?
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Holy shit - I had heard about this, but those eyes are FIERCE. He looks great though, if only there weren’t anyone rallying against biological men wearing makeup.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yeah, if he was a progressive I’d be proud to have a senator confident enough in himself to dress like that to work. Instead I’m ashamed because of his actions
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What is up with the Nosferatu ear?
unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
He’s a ghoul obviously.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I was going to say, that looks disgusting!
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 9 months ago
Two guys who have clearly altered their physical appearances with makeup: “NOOOOOOOO MEN MUST BE MANLY”
Shame they’re fuckin hypocrites
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What do you think he labels himself as on his Grindr profile, bear? Sloppy otter?
taiyang@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It’s not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes!
At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.
ikidd@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
I also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I’ve never fucked a couch! It would’ve made the vacuum jealous.
Napain@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
nice flex haha
Jakdracula@lemmy.world 9 months ago
He’s a homosectional.
TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s couch fucking.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It’s actually Mountain Dew.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 months ago
He’d fit right nice as the block bitch
Good4Nuthin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
romulan.
NRay7882@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I see a sexy fem-Riker. Or maybe it’s a catgirl.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That couch never stood a chance.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My wife’s bras can probably fit him.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh Vans guy, you are gonna look so Disney!
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 9 months ago
Maybe it’s Art Van
originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Just so we’re a hundred percent clear anyone can wear makeup and shaming someone for doing it is fucking gross.
Shaming them for being hypocrites is chill tho
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
it’s not the mascara itself that people are bashing. it’s the wearing mascara while being in the party of mEn CaNt WeAr MaKeUp\
republicans aren’t saying anything because they’re too busy racisting his non-white wife
originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Yeah shame them for being hypocrites but not people for wearing makeup. If you like makeup that’s cool
Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yeah this is the guy going after people who wear make up. So I’m absolutely going to make fun of him wearing way too much.
originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I agree he’s a piece of shit, so why not make fun of the things he’s a piece of shit for and not “lol he’s a BOY who wears MAKEUP and is mean to other BOYS who wear MAKEUP!” It’s a bad look for a group of people who don’t want to be, you know, bigots.
Napain@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
i liked this meme because it can be read as celebratory if you are chill, like we are, but also as mocking, if you are a biggot, like his voterbase. so win win
originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Idk I find all the memes mocking closeted or queer presenting republicans for being closeted or queer presenting pretty gross. A bunch of people who are suffering because they can’t be out is sad, not funny, to me. Even if those people suck. I can still hate the parts that suck and feel sympathy for the parts that don’t.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I have to say the mascara is probably the coolest thing about him.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Not sure we can shame people with a furniture kink either. Funny though.
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 9 months ago
As someone who has both worn makeup and grinded against furniture in my time, I consent to you making fun of JD Vance for whatever you want.
originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Ok first of all there is ZERO evidence that JD Vance has EVER reached completion in the cushiony embrace of a chaise lounge
NONE
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 9 months ago
There’s plenty of furniture I’d fuck. Check out the shibari lights by bomma
thorbot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Take your smug self righteousness and give it to someone who deserves it. This piece of shit would attack anyone who claims that he wears makeup even though he does. It’s not about the makeup. It’s about the turd that’s wearing the makeup
originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Then make fun of the turd and not the makeup? There’s plenty to make fun of.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Makeup and makeup companies promote unhealthy beauty standards and are responsible for a disproportionate amount of microplastics. No one should wear makeup
originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I used to think that and tell my wife that. She told me she wears makeup to feel all sorts of things: strong, assertive, sexy, dignified, powerful, invisible, whatever. Who am I to tell her she shouldn’t use eyeliner to feel strong when she’s got a big meeting at work? If you like makeup live your life
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I only use all natural whale oil makeup I’m not complicit
BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 9 months ago
People have been wearing and using make-up well before capitalism and make-up companies were even a thought in people’s brains. It’s just a thing humans do, and that’s okay.
razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Are we 100% sure he is wearing makeup or is this unconfirmed like the rumor saying “JD Vance fucked a couch”
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 9 months ago
He definitely did not fuck a couch and is certainly not banned from Ikea for fucking a Friheten.