Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Noise

⁨937⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/0f501382-6996-40d6-8702-56495baf1bd5.jpeg

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was told to touch grass, but when I did that it yelled “sexual harassment.”

    source
    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

      source
      • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It only said it tickles feet. Gotcha.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sexual grassment

      source
    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe it was Henry the anti assgrab crabgrass. youtu.be/1n7NB-lPJuU

      source
  • undeffeined@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m something of a “not a scientist” myself

    source
    • LordTrychon@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same. Would like answers.

      source
      • LordTrychon@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Did some searching. The paper from 2019 that discussed this -

        We recorded 65 dBSPL (dB of sound pressure level) ultrasonic sounds 4 inches (10 cm) from tomato and tobacco plants, implying that these sounds could be detected by some organisms from up to several feet (meters) away.

        sci.news/…/plants-ultrasonic-clicks-07895.html

        source
      • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I would like some weed. As a nonscientist, answers come secondary to weed.

        source
    • grandel@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its legal to “not be a scientist” where I live

      source
  • Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I am not a scientist, I just smoke weed” needs to be a shirt.

    source
    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not sure what it actually means though

      source
      • BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “High thoughts,” almost like shower thoughts, but driven by weed and, in my experience, learning an interesting fact or tidbit.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        imagine a shirt that says “I’m not a scientist”. it’s basically that but if you smoke weed you are obligated to tell everyone unprompted, so this is for weed smokers who want a shirt that says I’m not a scientist.

        source
    • SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      a further idea: Front of the shirt says “I am not a scientist” Back of the shirt says “I just smoke weed”

      source
  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That explains why my fuzzy terrorist always wants to bite them.

    source
    • ReputedlyDeplorable@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, if the plant is screaming at having its leaves torn, my little psychopath would absolutely be like “bite it harder!”

      source
  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait… If the plants are whispering to my cat late at night. Is that why the little fucker spazzes out and goes crazy all over the house at 3 am?

    source
    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, during the day plants are busy working (photosynthesising, defending, sticking pollen to bugs), they only have a chance to get socially chatty at night.

      And cats love plant humour.
      Except that of succulents. They crunch too much.

      source
    • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That and all the ghost activity at 3am

      source
      • match@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        what hz do ghosts talk at?

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • LordTrychon@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did some checking, out of curiosity.

    And yeah. Interesting as hell.

    We recorded 65 dBSPL (dB of sound pressure level) ultrasonic sounds 4 inches (10 cm) from tomato and tobacco plants, implying that these sounds could be detected by some organisms from up to several feet (meters) away.

    sci.news/…/plants-ultrasonic-clicks-07895.html

    source
    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your move, vegans

      source
      • NardoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables!

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        CARROTS CAINT FIGHT BACK

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They can also fight you.

      interestingengineering.com/…/this-machete-is-cont…

      source
      • LordTrychon@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh good. I was worried they were defenseless.

        source
  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plants talk? As in rustle with movement or communicate through sound? Can plants hear? The world is amazing, I’ll be on Wikipedia for a few.

    source
    • Hellstormy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are high frequency sounds that they emit when they experience certain stimuli, for example when not having enough water or leaves being torn. As far as I know some other plants or insects might be evolutionarily tuned to recognize those sounds and react to them. So yes, in a way plants can talk.

      source
    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      !digitalbioacoustics@lemmy.world

      source
  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    does that mean cats hear house plants scream while they are chewing on their leaves

    source
    • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s why they do it!

      I’m not a cat or a plant scientist.

      source
  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How do we know that sound signals recorded aren’t just from the release of biomolecules? Using the nervous system to produce sound is a more intentional process than the release of biomolecules for chemical signaling, which is something even simple multicellular organism do

    source
    • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re right that it doesn’t have to be talking. But it is a sound cats and dogs can hear. They do hear the plant noise, which is cool.

      source
      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s cool to us.

        I can absolutely confirm that neither cats nor dogs particularly enjoy hearing multiple frequencies in that range, as I use ultrasonic noisemakers to train dogs and cats. Both species have had individuals that reacted as though I had just beaten them, and all the individuals reacted in such a way that it was clear that they would do just about anything to never hear those noises again.

        That being said, I wonder if they could hear that frequency all the time and were freaked out that a human was shouting in plant language.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Right, but what’s the source of the sound? If it’s not intentionally produced, but rather a chemical reaction or reaction byproduct, then it says something different about plant communication

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is what happens when you get too high and Dr Dog - Listening In is playing

    source
  • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I can hear the innermost thoughts of plants” - yup, sounds crazy to me! (Therefore let’s do it - make it happen!:-)

    source
  • ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it possible to record those higher frequencies and then turn them down so I can hear how noisy it is for my dog at home?

    source
    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably. If astronomers can convert the radio noise stars make into audible sound - and they can - then I don’t see why we couldn’t pitch adjust background noise to human-audible levels.

      source
    • rhandyrhoads@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not 100% on the pitching down bit, but key would be to get a mic that has those frequencies in its range.

      source
      • ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You also need to have a sampling rate that’s equal to 2x the highest frequency.

        source
  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sorry to link to CNN but I was skeptical and here’s a good enough summary

    www.cnn.com/2023/03/30/world/…/index.html

    source
  • blackstampede@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would be really neat if someone made a sensor that could tell you whether your plant needs to be watered.

    source
    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      instructables.com/Soil-Moisture-Sensor-Raspberry-…

      source
      • blackstampede@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, I’ve messed around with water sensors before. I just thought it would be neat to measure it via stress on the plant itself.

        source
      • Linkerbaan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        An RPI to measure moisture seems complete overkill. There’sESP Home for small sensors instructables.com/Building-a-Wireless-Soil-Moistu…

        source
        • -> View More Comments