So you only went to second base with the barbie doll?
Anyone else have some secrets they'd like to share with total strangers?
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bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
That’s famously the best base they’re capable of
Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 46 minutes ago
Not if they go inside of you!
bobjones1665@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I’m glad “when she wasn’t home” was part of that. Otherwise what in the fuck.
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
when the sentence gets worse exponentially with every word
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
One of the many great examples where paying attention to grammar would have been really worthwhile!
subOrange@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
At least they had a home….
dismay3915@lemmy.world 17 minutes ago
90% of boys used to do this those barbie dolls were sexual af.