bold_omi
@bold_omi@lemmy.today
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 day ago:
It must be written in Malbolge Unshackled using a keyboard that alternates between DVORAK and QWERTY layouts with each keystroke.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 day ago:
You cannot utter any words other than “hoodoo moogoo”.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 day ago:
The cat, in return, does you. Spooky.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 day ago:
You must also say or do the same thing.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 day ago:
Remembering things causes you to print out a polaroid of said memory in image form, from an orifice of your choice.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 day ago:
The revived person only remains alive for as long as you are observing them. Don’t blink. Blink and they’re dead (again).
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 day ago:
But only with people to whom you are not attracted. With any sexual or romantic interests, you are offensive, brash, and socially inept.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
“can see”
Better take viagra!
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Your arms take an extra hour to arrive after each teleportation (yes, this delay stacks). You don’t bleed from this, but you have stub arms in the meantime.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
You can’t pick which events. You only find out what they were after setting the likelihoods, and can never change them a second time.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
You legally own the gold, but you can only exchange one USD worth of gold per day for goods, services, currency, or stock.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
You can only move at 100km/h. It takes you a full second to stop.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
There goes the Geneva convention.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
The download speed is always 10Kib/s.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
It comes buried in a fooder full of 999 other files, with names from 000 through 999. Which file it is is random.
All the other files are porn of your biggest turn-off.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Every time you make a beneficial change to your own body, a random child suffers a corresponding negative effect.
Strengthen your bones? An infant spontaneously gets loses 80% of their bone density. Improve your vision? You’ve blinded a four-year-old.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Cool render.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Whenever you do this, you turn all the gold you aren’t touching within a kilometer radius into lead. That includes gold in electronics, so you would instsntly break every computer within a kilometer radius.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
However, you must personally hand-deliver every employed person’s paychecks in your country.
No, you cannot move to the Vatican to avoid living in a populated nation.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
You have to use the heaviest legal tender viable. E.g., 100 pennies as opposed to a dollar. You can buy a house, but you’d be doing so with many, many metric tons of copper.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Very mature.
Also, I choose to believe that the penis shrinks by a bra size and the breasts shrink by an inch.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Oh, that card is fun.
- Comment on Can we estimate the size of the Internet ? If so, what size would it be (in GB, TB or whatever) ? 2 days ago:
Never slop. Never outsource thought to LLMs.
- Comment on Can we estimate the size of the Internet ? If so, what size would it be (in GB, TB or whatever) ? 2 days ago:
101%
- Comment on Goteem 2 days ago:
Well, they’re from .ml, so… Tankies gonna tank.
- Comment on Cuck Coding 3 days ago:
Same.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Use GIMP.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
It doesn’t. Use GIMP or Krita.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
They didn’t. Use GIMP.
- Comment on Australia says platforms like Steam and Roblox have 'significant' child safety gaps 1 week ago:
Agreed onthe case that everyone can become more tech savvy. Disagreed regarding the intellect-based eugenics argument.