Move over powered milk, it onion time

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• ChetManly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Onion isn’t even a challenge

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• godsammitdam@lemmy.zip ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Easy.

  No time limit?

  Doesn’t say I can’t cook it or pair it with other things?

  I’ll have an onion with some chicken and peppers in a nice stir fry over the next couple days.

  I expect my rebates in the mail.

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• TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do people really dislike onions that much? Like, I throw diced onions on a ton of different things and usually have to pay for it. I feel like eating a whole onion would just be something I’d do if I was drunk enough and didn’t have anything else in the house.

  Protein tip, diced/sliced onion with a little sugar diluted in vinegar is a great refreshing side dish.

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  • faythofdragons@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    They make my tummy hurt :(

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    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      That sucks… COVID made onions and garlic taste funny for like 3 weeks and that almost ended me.

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  • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Red or white, I love raw onion. The looks of revulsion I get make it that much better, but I do really enjoy them. They were my #1 grazing food, next to cheese when I worked at a pizza shop long long ago.

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    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I hope no prejudice, I haven’t eaten an onion that I didn’t like.

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also … it doesn’t say anything about how you eat those. No prohibition against cooking it or adding additional ingredients. No time limit.

    Chop that onion up, cook it, and use it in a meal or two, and it’ll be totally fine – delicious even. And I don’t even really like onions.

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    • Fuzzypyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shockingly just putting a whole onion in the oven and baking it with no prep, spices or anything is delicious too. It starts to caramelize and it becomes a sweet treat.

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    • bigboismith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Just don’t chew, nibble on it and it’s no issue. Don’t ask me how I know

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    • IIII@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If we’re going on technicalities then you might need to eat the skin too

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks for the cool $4 milion. Easiest money ever made.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Four onions and I’m full.

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• stopforgettingit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would eat a century egg over a whole raw onion any day.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh is that what it was? Yeah a century egg for sure

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  • JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re out of your fucking mind.

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    • stopforgettingit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Are you saying that because you don’t like century eggs or are you just judging by looking?

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• JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d eat a 10lb sack of onions for a million bucks. Shit, I’d eat a pickup bed full of onions for that.

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The egg is better than it looks

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was trying to figure out why the avocado would look like that so thanks for clearing it up.

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  • whaleross@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aren’t we all

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  • DearMoogle@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d eat it for free with soy sauce lol. Idk what’s up with the red coloring in the pic though. It doesn’t come like that

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  • Meatwagon@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    From the wiki description it has ammonia in it though??

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So do you.

      Are you delicious, Meatwagon?

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  • mbp@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I couldn’t stomach a few bites of it. I don’t even consider myself particularly picky

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I’ll take the dragon egg.

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• remon@ani.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I eat all 4 for 4 million?

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Asking the right questions.

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have eaten 2 of the four already. Where’s my money?

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• cloudshouter@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t think you understand how much a million dollars is. I’d eat any of those for much less.

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• Fleece@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Century egg, hands down. Onion’s a good second though.

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What is that 4th option?

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This post was made by an extra terrestrial species to gather info how many humans would eat its offspring.

    The question is at which % they deem humanity hostile and will destroy earth star destroyer fashion.

    Im doing my part and would eat the alien egg 🫡

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  • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Piss egg

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    • brennesel@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      For anyone wondering if real piss is involved, this is from the Wiki:

      There is a misconception that century eggs are prepared by soaking eggs in horse urine, but this is not true. In Thai and Lao, the common word for century egg translates to “horse urine egg”, due to this misconception or due to the eggs’ ammonia odor:

      Thai: ไข่เยี่ยวม้า [kʰàj jîaw máː] (RTGS: khai yiao ma)

      Lao: ໄຂ່ຍ່ຽວມ້າ [kʰāj ɲīaw mâː]

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• KernelTale@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  carolina reaper -> onion -> idk what that is -> some living thing.

  Now give me my $4M

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• Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Easiest money ever, every once in a while I’ll eat onions like apples 🤷‍♂️

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All of the above

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• jpablo68@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  can I put some lime on the onion?

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• theedqueen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bunch of Asians will all become millionaires if this was real

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• cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Im not following any trend from the botfarm site

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Whatsoever you mean?

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    • cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Its from reddit, an old website that has since lost its userbase and authenticity, replaced by both commercial and political psyops. I view most things sourced from that website as malicious or harmful.

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nice, 3 million for me. Might try the pepper, after I’ve had the other three, just to see what it’s like.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I peel the onion?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Two good choices… I don’t know if I should go with the grub or the century egg… 🤔

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• Nokkelost@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That was fucking easy, I’d eat the raw onion. Second choice is probably the caterpillar, risk here being that I might puke while doing it, but worth a shot. Third is the chilli.

  I have no idea what that black egg is and I’m not fucking with whatever that is.

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  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The black egg is a preserved, maybe duck, egg, and they are quite yummy.

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  • theedqueen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The egg is a century egg/tea egg and common in a few Asian cuisines. It’s awesome in rice porridge.

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That's.... not a caterpillar. That's the larvae/maggot of the common cockchafer, as far as I can tell. Otherwise known as Maybug.

    The black egg is century egg, a duck or chicken egg preserved in an alkaline solution (usually quicklime, ash, salt and rice hulls). It's not horrible in the way, say, surströmming is, but it an unusual taste and texture that makes most people balk at the idea. Honestly, I'd pick it over even the onion.

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