My asshole will never recover.

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Another reason to get a bidet.

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• nastronot@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Imagine having to hold your tail while shitting

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I slip habanero flakes under my foreskin to surprise my wife during sexy time.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is why i eat fire retardant

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d try that, but I think it would really fill me up.

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I used to be kind of into spicy food, but this is what ended it for me.

  I can get to where I really enjoy the spicy on the way in … but I never enjoyed it on the way out.

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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    but I never enjoyed it on the way out

    Speak for yourself, bucko

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought I was speaking for myself?

      Maybe I really do contain multitudes… Are you part of me? Does some other part of me have its own Lemmy account?

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s the worst and you can’t even stop it like you can stop eating. You just have to endure and push through.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  To recover implies that your asshole was covered in the first place…

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Gotta cover the spread

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It kind of is since it’s a sphincter that opens and closes.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If I may politely ask, will you keep your fecal sphincter private please?

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