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'Tis the season!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Varesti@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    OP, never delete this.

    I once saw a mother do this to her stuffy-nosed baby and hork the snot onto the ground. Then carried on with her day like it was nothing.

    Know my trauma, children.

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    • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Easiest and safest way to do I it. That baby is exclusively mommy juice from blastocyst up until soft cereals. She was horking her own snot.

      You’re a little prissy for a walking swamp with gassy meat flaps.

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It has the consistency of egg drop soup, and the flavor.

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    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why did my brain run this simulation.

      Why did God curse us with imagination in all of our senses?!

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      • NovaVeles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Because LOL that’s why.

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    • kylie_kraft@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      🤮

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    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hey fuck you egg drop soup is amazing

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    • NovaVeles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You haven’t lived until you have experienced the warm salty velvety experience of pure analog olfactory organ soup.

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Sarothazrom@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • tacotroubles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I want other to see this, so they too will suffer. +1

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s why there’s a button to share

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  • Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Jobe@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    how to delete someone else’s post

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  • Catma@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Omg I hate you so much have an upvote.

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    indiana jones face melt

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  • khanh@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • TheArtfulLlama@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Monster96@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Now this. This is beautiful. To have that level of intimacy to share each other’s burdens. Ah, it makes one envious

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  • De4th69@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Doom@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hate you. I hate you so fucking much right now.

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    no

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Blow some of those nose goobers into her vertical smile all the joys of a good cream pie but none of the pesky pregnancy risk.

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  • mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    how to suicide somebody else ?

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    • madmantis24@lemmy.wtf ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Out in the streets, they call it MURDER! … But I saw nothing, because today is a terrible day to have eyes

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  • AliOski@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Damnit everybody knows you do that with your eyes closed smh my head. Now it’s awkward.

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  • comador@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Plot Twist: His name is Navage

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  • gerryflap@feddit.nl ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As someone who’s aromantic, asexual, and doesn’t like kissing and sex etc: this seems about the same level as kissing on the mouth to me. Definitely less yuck than sex to my brain. Kinda funny seeing all these reactions

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    • wibble@reddthat.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I read aromatic there… Kind of fitted tbh

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      • microcapybara@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They are much less so if your nose is stuffed up

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    • gothmog@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m asexual as well. However I don’t find sex repugnant at all. I do enjoy it, I just have no interest in it. Is there a different term for those two different types of asexuality?

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      • TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yep! Sex-favorable, sex- indifferent, and sex-repulsed/averse. Some people say sex-positive/neutral/negative, but sex-positive is already a thing with a different meaning, so you can be sex-positive and sex-averse at the same time

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  • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    NOOOOO!

    gods fuck, what a day to have eyes

    (i bet that would feel amazing tho)

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My wife has done this for my ears when they have become clogged. I’m grateful for her efforts, but when it’s been bad enough to justify the action, it’s never helped.

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