Sonotsugipaa
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on What even is my eXpEriEnCe here? 3 days ago:
The experience here is 25 TB of javascript processed by a Turing-complete Rube Goldberg machine powered by a hamster on a wheel
- Comment on Xbox lays off 268 more employees, merges Obsidian into Bethesda and puts Activision in charge of Halo 1 week ago:
I may be in the minority, but I think Halo should just be allowed to die.
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- Comment on Xbox lays off 268 more employees, merges Obsidian into Bethesda and puts Activision in charge of Halo 1 week ago:
343 has been trying to do “something new” (chasing trends, mostly) every time they didn’t remaster an existing game, it’s not necesssarily going to work out.
At this point Halo is just a brand, a franchise, a trademark to be slapped onto whatever the IP owners want to do with a popularity boost - the story (/ lore / narrative) has been brought to hell and back and to hell again, and the gameplay has been bent so much with each title that it doesn’t really have an identity anymore either.
CoD players won’t like it because it’s not CoD, Halo players will play it for a few hours because At Least It’s Kinda Fun I Guess™, everyone else will be like “Halo? Like, the one Jesus had?”, and whatever contractors Microsoft/Activision will hire won’t be given enough time, space or resources to cook something that is more than mediocre.
- Comment on I see you and your unholy feed 1 week ago:
My brother in Christ, I’m sorting by new and letting Jesus take the wheel, this is all your fault
- Comment on Xbox lays off 268 more employees, merges Obsidian into Bethesda and puts Activision in charge of Halo 1 week ago:
No, no, Halo has been Call Of Titanfall Strike: Global Offensive Theft Auto 2: Yet Another An Ancient Evil Awakens Worse Than The One Before in space since 343 took over
- Comment on Xbox lays off 268 more employees, merges Obsidian into Bethesda and puts Activision in charge of Halo 1 week ago:
Halo became what it is now because they tried to turn it into CoD, so it couldn’t be better either
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Couldn’t they just frame it as having reached the peak of what the Halo IP has to offer?
It’s not like shareholders know shit about fuck, and the community doesn’t even exist in Microsoft’s eyes
- Comment on Useful things at the mall 1 week ago:
Arc Raiders players be like:
- Comment on Gemini outputs image dump 2 weeks ago:
No need to thank me
- Comment on Gemini outputs image dump 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon hates tiktok 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon gets in a bad mood 2 weeks ago:
… mkre than once? D:
- Comment on Languages have rules and follow predictable patterns. French: 3 weeks ago:
we don’t talk about accents
The hell we don’t, I was visiting a friend in Firenze and they were constantly bullying me over my “perchè”
- Comment on Oh Shit 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon is punished for his sins 4 weeks ago:
“3. You shall not take the name of the Lord™ your God without paying royalties”
- Comment on I thought it was obvious 4 weeks ago:
I’m more upset about the “think, mark, think!” meme - I can understand replacing “part” with “thing” in this macro, but where the actual fuck did that second “think” come from?
- Comment on anon discovers the magic of pizza (and yaoi) 5 weeks ago:
Might be, I have a gay friend and he once ordered a pizza so that tracks
- Comment on anon discovers the magic of pizza (and yaoi) 5 weeks ago:
fake: anon has a wholesome friendship
gay: … I’m not too sure actually, I’ll need some help on this one - Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 1 month ago:
Same, but fear not - we’ll be too high on propaganda and stims to care
- Comment on The word Chav is still being used by British people, when it's derogatory shorthand for working class lads and it's not even subtle... 1 month ago:
Or car guys transmissions
- Comment on Dev at id Software says Microsoft 'burned a lot of bridges' in the industry: 'They fundamentally don't understand art, they don't understand games' 1 month ago:
Profits partly went up because of their LMG
(Layoff Machine Gun)
- Comment on Anon borrows a pen 1 month ago:
-> mgtowdom -> inceldom
- Comment on Anon institutes the draft 1 month ago:
I did own a hamster, when I was 6 years old.
I also didn’t know shit because, I was 6 years old,
and I don’t know about the challenges of chasing a hamster (which has something to do with yeeting it out of the window, somehow?) because I didn’t yeet a hamster out of the window,
and even if I did I wouldn’t remember it well because I was 6 years old.What kind of child were you at either of those ages,
sheldon_cooper@lemmy.world? - Comment on Anon institutes the draft 1 month ago:
Personally I wouldn’t immediately lmao if I learned that my child had killed an animal hours prior, but yeah, I wouldn’t go as far as accusing him of being a psychopath either
- Comment on Indeed and Glassdoor and linkedin 1 month ago:
Glassdoor is indeed now part of Indeed
- Comment on Anon institutes the draft 1 month ago:
It is also possible that the fictional 9yo anon didn’t have a firm grasp on physics, the wisdom not to endanger an animal for their own entertainment, nor the awareness that they didn’t understand how actual parachutes work
(couldn’t be me, at that age I had a drivers license, a stable job and the ability to vote)
The dad on the other hand…
- Comment on When you can’t upload an image to Lemmy, is it… 2 months ago:
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 2 months ago:
As far as the game engine is concerned, “stationary” is relative to the… other comparatively big thing: the former big thing is moving very quickly around the latter, even if it looks stationary because it has a lower angular velocity
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 2 months ago:
I’m not sure if it’s the alt text or simply the post’s body, but it reads “Ragebait answers only”
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 2 months ago:
Two, if you count… the big one at the end
