I can feel the atheism leaving my body
Armando needs to know which church to avoid
Submitted 1 day ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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Agent641@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I’m just saying, we let the church burn witches to test that theory out and they found out it was wrong and apologized. Why not let this pastor try out her theological theories and then evaluate the results before we rush into a hasty decision.
maxthemummer@lemmus.org 13 hours ago
Haste makes waste I always say.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 hours ago
I’ve never wanted to be “saved” before, but I’m reconsidering.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
One is closest to god when on one’s knees.
felsiq@piefed.zip 1 day ago
I’m not a fan of sexual relationships started under an imbalanced power dynamic, but given they’re old enough to be called “men”, this is progress for the church and I’m not going to shit on it
Dewe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As it turns out this was actually a 69 -year old guy. Does that change your opinion?
BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Well the fact that the actual story was sexual assault, which is not implied in the meme, yes. If it was consensual and an older man doing it, what’s the problem?
melfie@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Easy mistake to make in a dark confession booth, I’m guessing.
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 16 hours ago
hey, as long as everyone is of age and consents, idc how many cocks were sucked
Im_old@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
you have to pretend you’re walking on a tightrope across a canyon: the trick is to not look down
felsiq@piefed.zip 16 hours ago
Assuming that’s the only thing that changed, nope I feel the same way about it. Still problematic, but still less problematic than a lotta the other shit churches get up to lol.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah when it comes to the church and sex scandals, I’ll take any “wins” we can get.
MrZweiHander@fedinsfw.app 6 hours ago
I’m not going to mention when I start playing the new Crusader Kings 3 DLC that lets you mess with Catholicism, but there will be signs.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 hours ago
Come to think of it, it has been a while since I’ve gone to confession…
niva@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
“I have a devil in my dick and some demons in my seman …” Sir Psycho Sexy by Red Hot Chilly Peppers Maybe she is a fan?
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 day ago
Well, i’m Christian now.
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh lordy, I got so many demons built up down here
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Nah, Armando has some demons he’d like to exercise.
crank0271@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s ex_o_rc-…oh.
NutWrench@lemmy.ml 16 hours ago
“Come OUT, demons!”
EonNShadow@pawb.social 13 hours ago
"I’m gay!"
- the demons
molten@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ooh so close! What you’re actually sucking out isn’t demons but semens.
D for effort though!
0x0@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
Semons?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 hours ago
I believe it’s spelled Sermons
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 18 hours ago
Demons, demons everywhere!!
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
This meme is a bit weird :/
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Asking for a friend
Yaenntz@fedia.io 1 day ago
Just to be sure everyone gets it, this is a hoax. And it isn't that funny anymore once you've read that the meme is based on a real fact, but it was gender swapped. Classic case of men in power being shitty people™️
Tja@programming.dev 21 hours ago
Why isn’t it that funny when it’s gender swapped? Are the standards somehow double?
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
It wassend funny to begin with at best its weird at worsetets its full on sexual assault which it was :/ a guy sexualy assaulting joung boys suing his position of power and there fait to abusr them
BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Gender-swapped is not the correct term for this. The actual story was sexual assault(s) performed by a male individual. No mention of sexual assaults in the meme.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 hours ago
So it’s funny when a female pastor blows the men in her church, but it’s not funny when a male pastor does it?
Sounds kinda homophobic, honestly…
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Guys this wasn’t sexual assualt, those guys that let that man suck thier dicks had to be at least 25 percent homo.
ChunderBustickles@piefed.nz 22 hours ago
yaaay!