cardboardboxfort
@cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world
- Comment on the future 1 day ago:
Not enough mass. The airliners were wide bodies and were fully fueled at the time of impact. Thats like 9,000 gallons of fuel. Imagine how heavy it is to carry a 1 gallon jug of milk, imagine how much 9,000 of those would feel. You wouldn’t want to try to catch a full 1 gallon jug of milk if I tossed it down from a 3rd story window, right? Now imagine that gallon of milk moving 3-4 times as fast…now multiply that by 9,000.
That roadster is going to be out of fuel by time it gets up to the 100th floor. Amateurs.
- Comment on Claw machines are such a scam 3 days ago:
The meme will live on in one form or another.
- Comment on Claw machines are such a scam 3 days ago:
Death cares little, it seeks only to grow its collection of fleshy funko pops.
- Comment on That one time you forgot that he sees everything 3 days ago:
Yeah unpopular opinion but floor mattress is ideal for pounding. More stable, less squeaky, can still do a full range of positions on it.
- Comment on Claw machines are such a scam 3 days ago:
Sorry buddy. But as they say, all good things must come to an end.
- Comment on Claw machines are such a scam 3 days ago:
The great equalizer.
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- Comment on You may mourn his death but I'm glad that tyrant Sejanus is finally dead. 3 days ago:
Yes. This is a plot element of the story. Sejanus is very brash, arrogant, conniving and doesn’t have a problem with fondling the generous assets of the Roman empire. One of my favorite roles of his.
- Comment on You may mourn his death but I'm glad that tyrant Sejanus is finally dead. 4 days ago:
Indeed
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- Comment on End The Double Standards 4 days ago:
As much as I agree I actually created this quote in his style. I’d be happy to lend it to him if he wants to borrow it, of course.
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- Comment on New voting machines fix your vote if you accidentally select the wrong candidate. 1 week ago:
Super not confusing for your districts voters who are primarily 70+ year olds who probably can’t see very well anymore. Nothing suspicious about it. It a butterfly ballot, who hates butterflies? Everyone loves butterflies? Are you some kind of butterfly hating Cuban?
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
Sue him for emotional damages
- Comment on New voting machines fix your vote if you accidentally select the wrong candidate. 1 week ago:
read the article and they say it’s just a technical error that got caught and fixed. Says they sent a technician from each party to check the machines
Yeah so was the “hanging chad” issue during the 2000 election. They only fixed that technical error after Bush became president.
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
Yeah he has plenty of puppets out right now shitting all over the battleground states.
- Comment on New voting machines fix your vote if you accidentally select the wrong candidate. 1 week ago:
Okay. I’m going to need the name of your boat.
This skit had me dying the first time I saw it.
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
Uberdouchebag
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
He can’t hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I’d be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
Elon has donated hundreds of millions to republican elections. Elon is also definitely committing various forms of fraud against investors, manipulation of the stock market and is probably much deeper into Jeffrey Epstein than we are currently being told. Oh and the whole DOGE thing. All of that kind of pisses normal people off.
- Comment on New voting machines fix your vote if you accidentally select the wrong candidate. 1 week ago:
Not futuristic enough. Besides, they know how to rig those kind of ballots too. I refer you to the “hanging chad” fiasco in Florida circa 2000.
- Comment on New voting machines fix your vote if you accidentally select the wrong candidate. 1 week ago:
Oh I’m sure we’ll institute such a check after this election cycle and we find out that somehow the scanners were malfunctioning as well. But only after it’s too late to change the outcome.
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- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
He’s addicted to be a spazzy piece of shit no one likes.
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
Last year some reporter asked him how he’d been doing and the dude was like “well, at least I didn’t get shoot.”
I guess so Tesla employee tried to hunt him down but got caught. Must be a really awful employer to work for.
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
Dudes going to taste all chemically and the meat will be stringy. Now he’s perfectly fine for beheading and placing the head on a spike to display as the vultures pick the rotting flesh from the skull. Heck, thats an environmentally friendly way of disposing of billionaires.
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
…unless its laced with poison… just kidding.
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
By that logic everyone is a puppet for someone else. If you work for someone you are their puppet, either the boss or the costumer. Politicians should be the puppets of the people they represent, we know they are actually beholden to corporations more often but in theory they are always a puppet. Elon is a puppet to his investors. But comparing everything in such childish, simplified ways is lame because is shows you have a very limited understands of human beings and of how the world works and instead rely on black and white thinking like a junior high student.
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
Mein Furher, save me from the puppets!
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 1 week ago:
Remember the time Elon got pushed down a flight of stairs at school by another student because Elon had been ruthlessly mocking the kid about his dad dying a few days earlier and when Elon insisted that the kid be punished everyone of authority agreed Elon had basically earned it for being such a compassionless prick? I remember. And I talk about it whenever Elon is mentioned so others can learn about how long he’s been a freak for.
