Modern sorcery

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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But then I can’t eat the fire demon.

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• Akido37@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OR a frost demon.

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  • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stupid 950-watt microwave

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• Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why the naked rolls? Are you people not tossing your rolls in a little melted butter and parmesan cheese? Blasphemous, barbaric. Completely unacceptable. Naked pizza rolls…😝

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You sir, are going to get me dead.

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    • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Girl, you got this😉 Just a few extra calories.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Truffle salt.

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  • phoenixarise@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uh…I’ve been eating pizza rolls the wrong way all this time.

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  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’ve started selling Pizzarolls with garlic or nacho cheese powder on the outside. They seem like a mess.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• bookie@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Calcifer

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fight my demons head on thank you very much. I am resistant to heat and freeze damage.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The 'Za Wraiths?

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    This, but with more toppings.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is this what it feels like to chew 5 gum?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      got 'er!

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• MantisToboggon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s called a Djinn.

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish my tongue not get burnt

    “Granted”

    Burns finger

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i wish this salsa not burn my mouth
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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Funny… I just burned the shit out of my tongue on pizza rolls last night

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I kept it in the fridge for the past 4 weeks so it should be cool enough to eat by now.”

  drops it; it sets the drapes on fire

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    See, there’s your problem. You’ve got to keep them in the fridge for at least 5 weeks, longer if they’ve come into contact with direct sunlight at any point after cooking. If the other food in your fridge is still smoking, you can bet they’re still too hot.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yesterday it was gaseous form at the guild party, now this. I’m starting to wonder at Lemmy mages.

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But I love taming demons with my tongue tho

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