What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  penis: GUITAR STRING

  What the…who would…why…and even worse: how to get it out again? No wait, I don’t wanna know.

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  • grte@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah, that’s really sounding like a bad time.

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    • zout@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Have my angry upvote...

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I can’t tell if your choice of words were intentionally punny or coincidental 😁

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Remember those rip cord toy cars? Like that.

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    • thurstylark@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Like a beyblade

      Let 'em RIP!

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I wonder if it was the D string.

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• CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  objects that i have shoved up my arse 2025 edition

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    #goals

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

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• Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Everything I stuck in my ass did not get stuck…last year

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• Skanky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Marbles? I mean, what’s the problem here other than with your plumbing when they get flushed?

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• janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  lightbulb in the butt 💀

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  • grte@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just wanted to see if I could make it light up if I accrued enough static electricity, okay?!

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    • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is perfectly reasonable.

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Uncooked pasta?

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m dissapointed in the detail of the medical reports. Was it spaghetti, rotini, gnocci? Also the battery in the peen. Was it an AAA, a D, a 9V.

    My level of childish humour enjoyment depends on the details.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      bet it was lasagna noodles.

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  • Skanky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Obviously fuscilli

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• QueenMidna@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can’t be the only one who read the title as “Defecator”, right?

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