This fucking ghoul has been dead inside for decades.
yes
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ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
There’s no ghost in that shell, that’s for sure
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
he sold it to elaine, his wife for immortality as a Lich.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wikipedia still says “is” so he’s still alive.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
wait for it…
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
or undead.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Rigor Tortoise”
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mitch McConnell has been making phone calls from his hospital bed to Republican allies to dispel internet rumors that he’s “brain dead”
Sorry, Mitch. It’s gonna take more than a phone call to reverse decades of your policies.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Ding Dong the Mitch is dead.
Which old Mitch?
The Wicked Mitch!
Ding Dong the Bitch is dead.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Broadfern@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t give me false hope OP
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
NY Post just run a story saying Glitch called the same people who have already claimed without any evidence to have spoken with him in the time since June 14th.
He’s definitely fucking dead.
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When the EMS/CPR news came out, the source I read had John Thune saying he’d talked to McConnell the following morning and “sounded good,” all that shit.
No, lol. 84-year-olds who have had EMS pounding on their frail ribcages do NOT in fact “sound good” after that, as a rule. That’s when I knew McConnell was dead or dying.
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
YES!
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Doesn’t matter. This old fart remembers the completely worthless sigh of relief we all breathed when Jessie Helms died, and how that didn’t matter one goddamn bit and how things have gotten progressively worse regardless.
There will always be some right wing stick in the mud permanently wedged in the senate representing the turgid bigoted shitbags among us. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Another old fart here. Yeah, I remember it too. That motherfucker. If it involved human rights of any kind, he was fully against it. And I’m still fucking salty about all that hateful “AIDS quarantine” shit that rolled out of his mouth.
But I temporarily lived in his district for a time right before his retirement, when he was visibly going downhill, and even then local people revered him. This is not an exaggeration. I didn’t get it until somebody explained it to me.
Simply put, Jesse Helms – and Strom Thurmond too, come to think of it – took constituent services to a very quietly insane level. The number of people I personally met who were like, “Yeah, so-and-so had this problem, Helms took care of it, we’ll always be grateful,” would blow your mind. EVERYBODY had either had his office help them personally, or knew someone who had.
That’s why the rural folks who literally believe that someone like Trump personally cares about them can still think that: this is what they’ve lived with. Someone like Jesse Helms who was a snake in a skin suit but if you called his office, he took care of you and you gave him your undying, eternal allegiance.
That actually gives me a tiny bit of hope, because it’s only the much older legislators that do anything like that kind of constituent services now. The new ones are just riding on their fumes, and even those are running out.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Carl@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
There are theories that he is brain dead, but that his aides will delay announcing it until after a certain date has passed. Because his state has a law where the governor (a Democrat) can appoint someone to the seat if he dies… That would give democrats the majority. But the governor can only make an appointment if Mitch’s death happens at least 90 days before an election. After that 90 day mark, the governor can’t appoint anyone, and has to wait for the election.
Kentucky’s election happens on November 3, meaning the 90 day mark is August 5, only a month away. So the conspiracy is that they’ll keep him on life support (and hidden from the press) until August, so they can wait until the 3 month deadline has passed. And then they’ll mournfully announce his passing, but oh oops it’s too late to appoint a democrat to his seat.
EonNShadow@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Afaik (my source - a David Pakman video about the topic. IANAL nor have I read the law.)
The law in Kentucky isn’t that the governor can appoint a senator, it’s that a special election must be held if it’s within 3 months of a General.
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Fuckin hell, these cockroaches will find any way to rig shit
ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
How in the fuck is this kind of fuckery legal?
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Bye turtle man
shweddy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This kills the turtle
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
i assume thats his wife,
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
indeed
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Moscow Mitch is also in flames?
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Too bad the rancid fucker completed his goals before shuffling off the coil, 20+ years ago would have been more ideal
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Turtles can be extremely long-lived
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Like a good American, he completed his purpose for his masters.
Fuck him. Fuck these shitheads. Fuck it all up, everyone.