Noel_Skum
@Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon sees an opportunity 5 days ago:
I’ve watched a couple - never occurred to me that our mike could’ve been hot.
- Comment on Anon sees an opportunity 6 days ago:
Like the other commentator said, if you’re on the other side of the world, old, infirm etc it gets you to the funeral. A lot of people, religious and otherwise, take a degree of comfort seeing the final journey be made by their friend, loved one or family, that all humans eventually take.
- Comment on rule 3 weeks ago:
Whilst, yeah, gotta agree that there’s often a Trojan Horse / Dadaism element to a lot of shitposts I still mostly enjoy the people who stumble across them and take them at face value.
Folks, look at the community and check yourself before you wreck yourself - or don’t, and continue to provide entertainment for me with your socio-political hot takes in the face of abstract absurdity.
- Comment on How are you going to never forget 9/11 this year? What are you never forgetful for? 3 weeks ago:
At least when they tore-up London they chose the seventh day of July to avoid this type of confusion.
- Comment on Boy Dinner 3 weeks ago:
You could probably make some whack-ass sausages with all that.
- Comment on Min wage in most states is so sad 3 weeks ago:
Honestly, there’s a load of satisfied wealthy people - you just don’t hear about them because, well, there’s literally nothing to report about them.
- Comment on Minimum wage isn't survivable anymore 3 weeks ago:
That’s the spirit.
- Comment on How are you going to never forget 9/11 this year? What are you never forgetful for? 3 weeks ago:
Yes. It’s a shitpost. Bad taste is almost a requisite.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
If you’re still supporting Nige at this stage then you’ll love this video… especially the eye gouging and hair pulling from delegates. Stay classy, Reform.
- Comment on Basically a sequel 4 weeks ago:
I think that might have been where the confusion started…
A Turkey Twizzler from the Naked Chef sounds… ominous.
- Comment on Basically a sequel 4 weeks ago:
Reminds me of the time I thought The Naked Lunch was a recipe book…
With exception of pound cake I wouldn’t put the rest in my mouth.
- Comment on Anon comes into some money 5 weeks ago:
Dream big, fella. Reach for the stars.
- Comment on Was it really a big deal what Kyle Grass said on his birthday, that he wished the shooter did not miss (referring to Trump) in Australia? Kind of seems like he's been blacklisted along side Jack Black 5 weeks ago:
Probably wasn’t the cleverest thing to say publicly, whether he meant it or not.
Having said that it was a complete overreaction - almost like he was cancelled. Kyle is just a dude who plays the guitar. Forget about it.
- Comment on Brexit 1 month ago:
Jod will judge you.
- Comment on True story, I hate humanity 1 month ago:
That’s a very UScentric definition. The rest of the English speaking world apply it to any human they have a very low opinion of - and in the case of Australians and a few others even to humans they have a high opinion of. English, huh? Go figure.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Her gig in Manchester was bombed a couple of years ago.
- Comment on Gotta shit the right way 1 month ago:
Yeah, I do know. Just have a bump though - terrible things happen in public toilets.
I actually worked a short contract for a UK brewery boxing-in all the porcelain in the cubicles to try and discourage this practice. Night shift, in a men’s toilet, is hell of an addition to any cv.
- Comment on Gotta shit the right way 1 month ago:
You just know that some coke head has ripped a fat line in that position… apparently there’s nowhere classier than the top of a cistern to get your sniff-on.
- Comment on Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves? 2 months ago:
Wahmen, hey? Shrug emoji. Eye roll emoji.
- Comment on Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves? 2 months ago:
That’s ok.
- Comment on Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves? 2 months ago:
Making drinks is fairly easy, dealing with customers is the difficult bit…
I assume you live somewhere where all further/university education, accommodation and sustenance is provided freely by the state. Lucky you.
Most of the places I’ve lived you have to pay real actual money to further your formal education and if mommy and daddy can’t financially help their brave little soldier than that brave little soldier would need to get a job. Maybe something in the evening; or the weekend. So it don’t interfere with class time…
- Comment on Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves? 2 months ago:
“… average bartender…” ?
I’m massively intrigued that you believe this construct exists. Where do you socialise; and are outsiders welcome? I’d like to meet a default bar tender, just to see what they’re like.
- Comment on Utopia 🌈 2 months ago:
Fucking Stormfront. What an absolute abomination. I haven’t thought about them for years…
Sometime probably around the turn of the century I was emailed a link to like a Q & A or advice section on the site.
This nazi had to learn a second language and wanted to know where people drew the line as acceptable foreign languages.
Some said English only… but that Danish, German, Polish, Russian etc were kinda acceptable. Spanish, Italian, French etc was shaky ground and best avoided. Anything outside of Europe you might as well kill yourself before we do. That was the gist of the answers.
It was hilarious, terrifying and pitiful in equal measures…
- Comment on I'm comfortable with this 2 months ago:
Welcome to shitposting.
- Comment on You can't unsee him 2 months ago:
Nice healthy binary view of the world you have there. Nuance is for the weak.
- Comment on Why are plug sockets region locked? 2 months ago:
I do love me a good ring main when I’m in the UK - never heard them described as problematic though.
- Comment on How come in America Cunt is such a egregious word but not the same in Europe? 2 months ago:
I’ll happily call a guy a cunt and say a girl is being a dick. We have ascended beyond misogyny. The old meanings of the words have been usurped. Same for bitch etc.
- Comment on How come in America Cunt is such a egregious word but not the same in Europe? 2 months ago:
For a second I thought you were talking about the object and not the word until the third sentence jarred me back to reality… my bad.
- Comment on Why is gun violence lower in Switzerland than in the US? 2 months ago:
This always annoys me about the US. A gun is a tool. There is nothing inherently political about owning one. I own a lump hammer and a sickle but that doesn’t necessarily make me a communist. I just occasional need to bang things and chop things.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You are worrying about something that is literally guaranteed to happen. Don’t worry, you will die one day but, in the meantime you could concentrate on things you can effect and change.