Noel_Skum
@Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Gotta shit the right way 1 day ago:
Yeah, I do know. Just have a bump though - terrible things happen in public toilets.
I actually worked a short contract for a UK brewery boxing-in all the porcelain in the cubicles to try and discourage this practice. Night shift, in a men’s toilet, is hell of an addition to any cv.
- Comment on Gotta shit the right way 1 day ago:
You just know that some coke head has ripped a fat line in that position… apparently there’s nowhere classier than the top of a cistern to get your sniff-on.
- Comment on Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves? 2 days ago:
Wahmen, hey? Shrug emoji. Eye roll emoji.
- Comment on Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves? 2 days ago:
That’s ok.
- Comment on Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves? 3 days ago:
Making drinks is fairly easy, dealing with customers is the difficult bit…
I assume you live somewhere where all further/university education, accommodation and sustenance is provided freely by the state. Lucky you.
Most of the places I’ve lived you have to pay real actual money to further your formal education and if mommy and daddy can’t financially help their brave little soldier than that brave little soldier would need to get a job. Maybe something in the evening; or the weekend. So it don’t interfere with class time…
- Comment on Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves? 3 days ago:
“… average bartender…” ?
I’m massively intrigued that you believe this construct exists. Where do you socialise; and are outsiders welcome? I’d like to meet a default bar tender, just to see what they’re like.
- Comment on Utopia 🌈 3 days ago:
Fucking Stormfront. What an absolute abomination. I haven’t thought about them for years…
Sometime probably around the turn of the century I was emailed a link to like a Q & A or advice section on the site.
This nazi had to learn a second language and wanted to know where people drew the line as acceptable foreign languages.
Some said English only… but that Danish, German, Polish, Russian etc were kinda acceptable. Spanish, Italian, French etc was shaky ground and best avoided. Anything outside of Europe you might as well kill yourself before we do. That was the gist of the answers.
It was hilarious, terrifying and pitiful in equal measures…
- Comment on I'm comfortable with this 6 days ago:
Welcome to shitposting.
- Comment on You can't unsee him 1 week ago:
Nice healthy binary view of the world you have there. Nuance is for the weak.
- Comment on Why are plug sockets region locked? 1 week ago:
I do love me a good ring main when I’m in the UK - never heard them described as problematic though.
- Comment on How come in America Cunt is such a egregious word but not the same in Europe? 2 weeks ago:
I’ll happily call a guy a cunt and say a girl is being a dick. We have ascended beyond misogyny. The old meanings of the words have been usurped. Same for bitch etc.
- Comment on How come in America Cunt is such a egregious word but not the same in Europe? 2 weeks ago:
For a second I thought you were talking about the object and not the word until the third sentence jarred me back to reality… my bad.
- Comment on Why is gun violence lower in Switzerland than in the US? 2 weeks ago:
This always annoys me about the US. A gun is a tool. There is nothing inherently political about owning one. I own a lump hammer and a sickle but that doesn’t necessarily make me a communist. I just occasional need to bang things and chop things.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You are worrying about something that is literally guaranteed to happen. Don’t worry, you will die one day but, in the meantime you could concentrate on things you can effect and change.
- Comment on British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage 2 weeks ago:
The UK is split up into 650 areas. During a GENERAL election everybody eligible, and that can be bothered, in a constituency votes for a single candidate, the one with the most votes wins and becomes the MP for that area. 650 MP’s get elected this way.
Nige has resigned as an MP for, uh, reasons so we are having a by-election for just a specific one 650th of the UK.
- Comment on in the uk they encourage smokers by printing cigarette packs as collectibles 4 weeks ago:
I guessed Swansea. It’s a fantastic place to live when the weather is on your side. Glad you enjoyed it there. You’ll always be welcome to return.
- Comment on in the uk they encourage smokers by printing cigarette packs as collectibles 4 weeks ago:
Whales?
Fuck’s sake…
- Comment on Little treat 5 weeks ago:
My instance isn’t .world, I don’t subscribe to this community and I’m not in that comment chain… so, uh?
Trying to have a serious debate in this community is… optimistic.
I’m sure you have the best of intentions but, honestly, here and now it’s not the place nor time. I’m just here for the low quality, low effort, offensiveness of it all.
I dig the Dada v Nihilism vibe of shitposting. We can talk about that here if you want, it’d be appropriate.
- Comment on Little treat 5 weeks ago:
You’re more than entitled to your opinion, although personally I think you’re incorrect; especially in this community.
This is a Shitposting community.
We not really here for the moral and ethical concerns of modern society we’re only here for the lulz.
- Comment on Little treat 5 weeks ago:
Perhaps the guy supposedly renting the supposed prostitute is such a terrible father - as exhibited by his behaviour here, for example - that he is disowned by his family; thus he has no other Father’s Day presents from the kids that don’t speak to him anymore? That’s why he’s buying his own present - to feel the companionship of another human and try to reconnect with humanity for a brief moment.
Or he just loves fucking hookers.
I don’t really think about memes too much - but I always check what community and what instance I’m in before contributing to the conversation.
- Comment on Little treat 5 weeks ago:
How did you arrive at the conclusion that the woman was the butt of the joke?
- Comment on Anon loves marvel movies 5 weeks ago:
Real and gay.
- Comment on British Charlie Kirk wannabe beaten up debating people in Manchester 5 weeks ago:
I think there’s a tiny subsection of humanity where it’s unfortunately easier to explain things with a closed fist than an open mouth. “Strength” is the only language they understand - so how else can we communicate?
I don’t advocate violence but I see it like presents - it’s better to give then receive.
- Comment on Cheese is available 1 month ago:
Even cows are allowed to laugh.
- Comment on is it spelled "grey" or "gray"? 1 month ago:
Split infinitive? To boldly go or to go boldly? If it’s intelligible I’d let it slide - second languages and all that.
- Comment on Do cops and soldiers go thru training to not freak out or get sick the first time they see an adult body? What about a kid or something? Or does it depend on the situation theie walking into? 1 month ago:
Some police forces take training very seriously; perhaps not where you live, admittedly, but not all police forces are equal.
- Comment on I don't know about that one 1 month ago:
That does occasionally happen in Saudi - for sure. Mostly it’s the immigrants being raided, for obvious reasons.
- Comment on If internet means wires, then how come my mobile phone gets connected to the internet ? I'm roaming everywhere with it inside my pocket. 1 month ago:
Yeah, for sure. But with the actual question being asked I wasn’t going to get all historical - I thought I’d stay with an eli5 answer for simplicity.
- Comment on If internet means wires, then how come my mobile phone gets connected to the internet ? I'm roaming everywhere with it inside my pocket. 1 month ago:
It is an “interconnected network” which, yes, originally used only cables - because that’s all there was.
A car is still a car - even when you substitute the combustion engine for an electric motor.
- Comment on WACK 1 month ago:
Great. Now I know that spooning might lead to a different type of spooning.