Noel_Skum

@Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Whilst, yeah, gotta agree that there’s often a Trojan Horse / Dadaism element to a lot of shitposts I still mostly enjoy the people who stumble across them and take them at face value.

  Folks, look at the community and check yourself before you wreck yourself - or don’t, and continue to provide entertainment for me with your socio-political hot takes in the face of abstract absurdity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are you going to never forget 9/11 this year? What are you never forgetful for?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  At least when they tore-up London they chose the seventh day of July to avoid this type of confusion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You could probably make some whack-ass sausages with all that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Min wage in most states is so sad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, there’s a load of satisfied wealthy people - you just don’t hear about them because, well, there’s literally nothing to report about them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minimum wage isn't survivable anymore⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the spirit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are you going to never forget 9/11 this year? What are you never forgetful for?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. It’s a shitpost. Bad taste is almost a requisite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re still supporting Nige at this stage then you’ll love this video… especially the eye gouging and hair pulling from delegates. Stay classy, Reform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Basically a sequel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that might have been where the confusion started…

  A Turkey Twizzler from the Naked Chef sounds… ominous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Basically a sequel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of the time I thought The Naked Lunch was a recipe book…

  With exception of pound cake I wouldn’t put the rest in my mouth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon comes into some money⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dream big, fella. Reach for the stars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was it really a big deal what Kyle Grass said on his birthday, that he wished the shooter did not miss (referring to Trump) in Australia? Kind of seems like he's been blacklisted along side Jack Black⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably wasn’t the cleverest thing to say publicly, whether he meant it or not.

  Having said that it was a complete overreaction - almost like he was cancelled. Kyle is just a dude who plays the guitar. Forget about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brexit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jod will judge you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True story, I hate humanity⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a very UScentric definition. The rest of the English speaking world apply it to any human they have a very low opinion of - and in the case of Australians and a few others even to humans they have a high opinion of. English, huh? Go figure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Her gig in Manchester was bombed a couple of years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta shit the right way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I do know. Just have a bump though - terrible things happen in public toilets.

  I actually worked a short contract for a UK brewery boxing-in all the porcelain in the cubicles to try and discourage this practice. Night shift, in a men’s toilet, is hell of an addition to any cv.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta shit the right way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You just know that some coke head has ripped a fat line in that position… apparently there’s nowhere classier than the top of a cistern to get your sniff-on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wahmen, hey? Shrug emoji. Eye roll emoji.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s ok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Making drinks is fairly easy, dealing with customers is the difficult bit…

  I assume you live somewhere where all further/university education, accommodation and sustenance is provided freely by the state. Lucky you.

  Most of the places I’ve lived you have to pay real actual money to further your formal education and if mommy and daddy can’t financially help their brave little soldier than that brave little soldier would need to get a job. Maybe something in the evening; or the weekend. So it don’t interfere with class time…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “… average bartender…” ?

  I’m massively intrigued that you believe this construct exists. Where do you socialise; and are outsiders welcome? I’d like to meet a default bar tender, just to see what they’re like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Utopia 🌈⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking Stormfront. What an absolute abomination. I haven’t thought about them for years…

  Sometime probably around the turn of the century I was emailed a link to like a Q & A or advice section on the site.

  This nazi had to learn a second language and wanted to know where people drew the line as acceptable foreign languages.

  Some said English only… but that Danish, German, Polish, Russian etc were kinda acceptable. Spanish, Italian, French etc was shaky ground and best avoided. Anything outside of Europe you might as well kill yourself before we do. That was the gist of the answers.

  It was hilarious, terrifying and pitiful in equal measures…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm comfortable with this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome to shitposting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't unsee him⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice healthy binary view of the world you have there. Nuance is for the weak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are plug sockets region locked?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I do love me a good ring main when I’m in the UK - never heard them described as problematic though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come in America Cunt is such a egregious word but not the same in Europe?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll happily call a guy a cunt and say a girl is being a dick. We have ascended beyond misogyny. The old meanings of the words have been usurped. Same for bitch etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come in America Cunt is such a egregious word but not the same in Europe?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For a second I thought you were talking about the object and not the word until the third sentence jarred me back to reality… my bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is gun violence lower in Switzerland than in the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This always annoys me about the US. A gun is a tool. There is nothing inherently political about owning one. I own a lump hammer and a sickle but that doesn’t necessarily make me a communist. I just occasional need to bang things and chop things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You are worrying about something that is literally guaranteed to happen. Don’t worry, you will die one day but, in the meantime you could concentrate on things you can effect and change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The UK is split up into 650 areas. During a GENERAL election everybody eligible, and that can be bothered, in a constituency votes for a single candidate, the one with the most votes wins and becomes the MP for that area. 650 MP’s get elected this way.

  Nige has resigned as an MP for, uh, reasons so we are having a by-election for just a specific one 650th of the UK.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in the uk they encourage smokers by printing cigarette packs as collectibles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guessed Swansea. It’s a fantastic place to live when the weather is on your side. Glad you enjoyed it there. You’ll always be welcome to return.