He clearly started the fire
Believe and be saved!
Submitted 5 days ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Maybe. All I know is that Billy Joel and his crew didn’t.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
Unrelated to the post, but there’s an updated version of that song from Fall Out Boy: youtu.be/2LkVKCWL0U4
maccentric@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Why do some folks have a [+1] after their names?
Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 5 days ago
I’m an elder millennial and I remember thinking there was a very real possibility that Ronald would be in MY McDonald’s at least ONCE when I went there. I thought about that when I was a kid too.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I remember when I was a kid in the 80s, some McDonald’s had a yellow phone which you could pick up and “talk to Ronald.” I was terrified of the idea.
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 days ago
lol I was a kid then too and I’ve never heard of this. What kind of shit would he say? Was it just a line to the managers office? And what kind of things did the kids say to him? It’s like some kind of help line “My parents beat me and make me wear long sleeves in the summer.”
Or more likely it was just some stupid recording.
baggins@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
I worked at McDonald’s and they had the official Ronald actor visit once
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 days ago
I remember a new McDonald’s opening in the 80’s & both Ronald & Grimace were there. I also remember being angry that day because there were too many kids on the playground.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 days ago
“Mac and Me” propaganda works!
rodneylives@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Recently, McDonalds announced an initiative to remove all instances of Ronald McDonald from their stores.
So, Ronald McDonald removed all instances of McDonalds from around him.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 days ago
The hell is that statue made of that it doesn’t even have soot on it?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The same stuff that stops their burgers and fries from ever decomposing, I guess.
Bosht@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Easy: he’s made of shitty photoshop
TheBat@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You’ll be safe under his golden arches
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Our Ronald in McHeaven Hallowed be thy fries
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Thy kingdom come, burgers well done,
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Turns fire into fried hamburgers!
HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 days ago
This is in poor taste
hOrni@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Fuck walking on water, Ronald can sit on air.
dumbass@leminal.space 5 days ago
He looks like he’s contemplating murdering the person who burnt his shop down.
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Ronald the unburnt breaker of diets heir to the French fry throne
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Fire cannot kill a dragon
RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Now everybody’s down at McDonalds, they’re down with Ronald McDonald, and now they’re hitting the bottle and everybody cool.
Etterra@discuss.online 5 days ago
You know how fiberglass is made up of resin and slivers of glass? Well asbestos also forms into slivers…
dudinax@programming.dev 5 days ago
It secretly believe in ronald. It’s just that I hate him and wish he weren’t real.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 days ago
My child, have you thought about how your the only thing standing between your soul and eternal hellfire is a Quarter Pounder meal deal?
gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
mcspicy
wabafee@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This could become a religion.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s so crazy to me which random ass people claiming some connection to divinity get elevated to dios while so many other cheap magicians are discarded.
thirdBreakfast@lemmy.world 5 days ago
6 hours before: “This is fine”
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 days ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 days ago
So I know a guy who was in a band that had a logo involving a crucified Elvis. He told me he once went down to Tijuana and he saw a guy making the famous velvet paintings and he had a bunch of Elvis and a bunch of Jesus being crucified. So the guy I know asked the painter if he could paint Elvis being crucified. He said he almost got chased to the border by incensed Catholics.
Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
God damn Ronald! Okay okay… I believe in magic.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
He’ll always remind me of this: McDonald’s rap
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 days ago
“You’re gonna be flame-grilled Anakin…”
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I believe that Ronald may be made of asbestos
thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 days ago
That’s funny cuz he tastes like lead paint