He clearly started the fire
Believe and be saved!
Submitted 3 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Maybe. All I know is that Billy Joel and his crew didn’t.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Unrelated to the post, but there’s an updated version of that song from Fall Out Boy: youtu.be/2LkVKCWL0U4
maccentric@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Why do some folks have a [+1] after their names?
Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 3 months ago
I’m an elder millennial and I remember thinking there was a very real possibility that Ronald would be in MY McDonald’s at least ONCE when I went there. I thought about that when I was a kid too.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I remember when I was a kid in the 80s, some McDonald’s had a yellow phone which you could pick up and “talk to Ronald.” I was terrified of the idea.
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
lol I was a kid then too and I’ve never heard of this. What kind of shit would he say? Was it just a line to the managers office? And what kind of things did the kids say to him? It’s like some kind of help line “My parents beat me and make me wear long sleeves in the summer.”
Or more likely it was just some stupid recording.
baggins@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I worked at McDonald’s and they had the official Ronald actor visit once
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 months ago
I remember a new McDonald’s opening in the 80’s & both Ronald & Grimace were there. I also remember being angry that day because there were too many kids on the playground.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Mac and Me” propaganda works!
rodneylives@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Recently, McDonalds announced an initiative to remove all instances of Ronald McDonald from their stores.
So, Ronald McDonald removed all instances of McDonalds from around him.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 months ago
The hell is that statue made of that it doesn’t even have soot on it?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The same stuff that stops their burgers and fries from ever decomposing, I guess.
Bosht@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Easy: he’s made of shitty photoshop
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’ll be safe under his golden arches
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Our Ronald in McHeaven Hallowed be thy fries
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Thy kingdom come, burgers well done,
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Turns fire into fried hamburgers!
HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 months ago
This is in poor taste
hOrni@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Fuck walking on water, Ronald can sit on air.
dumbass@leminal.space 3 months ago
He looks like he’s contemplating murdering the person who burnt his shop down.
RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Now everybody’s down at McDonalds, they’re down with Ronald McDonald, and now they’re hitting the bottle and everybody cool.
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Ronald the unburnt breaker of diets heir to the French fry throne
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Fire cannot kill a dragon
Etterra@discuss.online 3 months ago
You know how fiberglass is made up of resin and slivers of glass? Well asbestos also forms into slivers…
dudinax@programming.dev 3 months ago
It secretly believe in ronald. It’s just that I hate him and wish he weren’t real.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My child, have you thought about how your the only thing standing between your soul and eternal hellfire is a Quarter Pounder meal deal?
gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
mcspicy
wabafee@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This could become a religion.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s so crazy to me which random ass people claiming some connection to divinity get elevated to dios while so many other cheap magicians are discarded.
thirdBreakfast@lemmy.world 3 months ago
6 hours before: “This is fine”
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So I know a guy who was in a band that had a logo involving a crucified Elvis. He told me he once went down to Tijuana and he saw a guy making the famous velvet paintings and he had a bunch of Elvis and a bunch of Jesus being crucified. So the guy I know asked the painter if he could paint Elvis being crucified. He said he almost got chased to the border by incensed Catholics.
Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
God damn Ronald! Okay okay… I believe in magic.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
He’ll always remind me of this: McDonald’s rap
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 months ago
“You’re gonna be flame-grilled Anakin…”
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I believe that Ronald may be made of asbestos
thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 months ago
That’s funny cuz he tastes like lead paint