He clearly started the fire
Believe and be saved!
Submitted 5 weeks ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Maybe. All I know is that Billy Joel and his crew didn’t.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Unrelated to the post, but there’s an updated version of that song from Fall Out Boy: youtu.be/2LkVKCWL0U4
maccentric@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Why do some folks have a [+1] after their names?
Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
I’m an elder millennial and I remember thinking there was a very real possibility that Ronald would be in MY McDonald’s at least ONCE when I went there. I thought about that when I was a kid too.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I remember when I was a kid in the 80s, some McDonald’s had a yellow phone which you could pick up and “talk to Ronald.” I was terrified of the idea.
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
lol I was a kid then too and I’ve never heard of this. What kind of shit would he say? Was it just a line to the managers office? And what kind of things did the kids say to him? It’s like some kind of help line “My parents beat me and make me wear long sleeves in the summer.”
Or more likely it was just some stupid recording.
baggins@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I worked at McDonald’s and they had the official Ronald actor visit once
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
I remember a new McDonald’s opening in the 80’s & both Ronald & Grimace were there. I also remember being angry that day because there were too many kids on the playground.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Mac and Me” propaganda works!
rodneylives@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Recently, McDonalds announced an initiative to remove all instances of Ronald McDonald from their stores.
So, Ronald McDonald removed all instances of McDonalds from around him.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 weeks ago
The hell is that statue made of that it doesn’t even have soot on it?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The same stuff that stops their burgers and fries from ever decomposing, I guess.
Bosht@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Easy: he’s made of shitty photoshop
TheBat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You’ll be safe under his golden arches
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Our Ronald in McHeaven Hallowed be thy fries
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Thy kingdom come, burgers well done,
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Turns fire into fried hamburgers!
HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
This is in poor taste
hOrni@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fuck walking on water, Ronald can sit on air.
dumbass@leminal.space 5 weeks ago
He looks like he’s contemplating murdering the person who burnt his shop down.
RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Now everybody’s down at McDonalds, they’re down with Ronald McDonald, and now they’re hitting the bottle and everybody cool.
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Ronald the unburnt breaker of diets heir to the French fry throne
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fire cannot kill a dragon
Etterra@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
You know how fiberglass is made up of resin and slivers of glass? Well asbestos also forms into slivers…
dudinax@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
It secretly believe in ronald. It’s just that I hate him and wish he weren’t real.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My child, have you thought about how your the only thing standing between your soul and eternal hellfire is a Quarter Pounder meal deal?
gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
mcspicy
wabafee@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This could become a religion.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s so crazy to me which random ass people claiming some connection to divinity get elevated to dios while so many other cheap magicians are discarded.
thirdBreakfast@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
6 hours before: “This is fine”
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
So I know a guy who was in a band that had a logo involving a crucified Elvis. He told me he once went down to Tijuana and he saw a guy making the famous velvet paintings and he had a bunch of Elvis and a bunch of Jesus being crucified. So the guy I know asked the painter if he could paint Elvis being crucified. He said he almost got chased to the border by incensed Catholics.
Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
God damn Ronald! Okay okay… I believe in magic.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
He’ll always remind me of this: McDonald’s rap
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 weeks ago
“You’re gonna be flame-grilled Anakin…”
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I believe that Ronald may be made of asbestos
thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
That’s funny cuz he tastes like lead paint