Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.
Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 weeks ago
Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What if there were also a bear?
Artyom@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.
Jumi@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’d shoot myself and then Tate
DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Well, Sauron can’t be killed by a gunshot anyway, he’s a very powerful maiar and Gollum might not be too bad if you don’t have the ring, so probably the right choice.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 4 weeks ago
Now isn’t that precious