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*cough cough* GOLLUM *cough cough*

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
    Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
    Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What if there were also a bear?

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      • Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.

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      • Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’d shoot myself and then Tate

        !Just kidding, I’m not suicidal!<

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      • DeaDvey@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, Sauron can’t be killed by a gunshot anyway, he’s a very powerful maiar and Gollum might not be too bad if you don’t have the ring, so probably the right choice.

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    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now isn’t that precious

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  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.

    Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.

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    • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There is a serious problem of kids, especially boys, not having heroes these days.

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      • 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Villains all the more.

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      • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I can’t say for sure, but I have no reason to doubt that.

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      that uppity African-American with several baby mommas

      I have no idea who you’re referring to, but why are you using slurs and negative stereotypes?

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      • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s a guy, a South African, who, in my opinion has too much of a say in another country’s (the US’) politics. He bought Twitter, works with electric cars, space rockets, brain chips etc.

        His name escapes me. Sorry to offend you.

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      • thebigslime@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Elon Musk

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      • confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think they are trying to refer to musk but he is African not African-American. Hrm…

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m starting to believe goblins do exist and they’re out there grifting incels.

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    • Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only just starting?

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  • surph_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s probably some nice people who look like that, too, so I prefer to attack his ugly as fuck character and soul.

    Why resort to criticizing their looks, when they’re sooo much uglier inside?

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    • thebigslime@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s fair to attack someone’s looks when it is a point of pride they assert themselves. He obviously thinks he’s some kind of hotshot macho man, so kicking him when he’s down is fine given the crimes he’s committed and how generally awful he is. It is not the same as making fun of a random person’s appearance for no reason.

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      • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Holy shit that’s Andrew Tate? Lmao

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      • surph_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Doesn’t really matter if it’s fair. It’s not right. And your eagerness to jump to it, once you feel justified to do so, says a lot about your own character.

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      • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I mean, let’s try it based on the gut check, based on a fictional billionaire.

        “That bastard passed a bill that lets him appropriate community funds to repair his six - SIX mansions while the community suffers. And you know what’s almost as bad? He’s BLACK.”

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    • Shapillon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Agreed.

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  • StellarExtract@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least bad things are happening to ONE bad person. Andrew Tate, my beacon of hope.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My feelings exactly. We have to be happy about even small wins like this

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      • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Puft diddly being charged was that for a moment as well.

        When the karma finally shows up…

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mainly I’m going to slave these bitches […] I’m going to make them work even more hours and hours and hours… I work these bitches like slaves. […] SLAVE work. Minimum 10 or 12 hours a day."

    “I don’t want to tell them that they have OnlyFans, I want that money to be used by me and you, screw them…”

    “I don’t want them to have the passwords, I don’t want them to have anything.”

    The death penalty is kind for men like this.

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    • underwire212@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Tate brothers, and some of the women working for them, previously told investigators that the allegations are the result of jealousy.

      Projection

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Peak alpha male”

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What living in Romania does to a mfr.

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    • Diva@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nosferatu-maxxing, it’s this cool new trend

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      • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah I look like Nosferatu, it’s a bald white thing. Although apparently Tate’s dad was black? Either way.

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    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a nice.

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    • formergijoe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s more likely steroids used to make him an “alpha male.”

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  • FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks more like andrew Taint to me.

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  • mhague@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seeing his face is like hearing a vicious slur.

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  • rcbrk@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So one thing I don’t get… Hobbits are supposed to be like a nice race, not easily corruptible, all they want is food and peace. A hobbit would be the best race to trust with the one ring. Bilbo had it for like 80+ years and gave it away, Frodo threw it away and ignored it for like 18 years, Sam didn’t give a shit about it… So why did it corrupt Sméagol so? He was a hobbit too.

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      • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s the thing, though. It did corrupt them.

        Almost everyone who touched the ring immediately got curropted by it, with the exception of Frodo, but in the end it did work on him anyway.

        Bilbo tried keeping the ring a secret as soon as he found it.

        Sam had difficulties giving the ring back to Frodo, and he only had it for a day or two.

        And if I remember correctly, I think the situation with Sméagol was accelerated for the movie scene.

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      • Danquebec@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sméagol is from a race that was closely related to hobbita, but not exactly hobbits.

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  • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that Asmongold?

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why you do Asmondgold like that?

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      • howsetheraven@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Aww you’re right. We can’t throw shade at the genocide supporting right wing grifter.

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He looks like Babish lol

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    • Famko@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Off brand Vsauce Michael to me

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    • medgremlin@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is an insult to Babish.

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How dare you compare him to Andrew.

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Andrew Tate uranium cake

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      More like urinal cake.

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      • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I bet that’s what they tried to say but autocorrect fucked it.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    he looks like he’s one of those trolls that live under bridges

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah, how the pathetic have fallen.

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this a recent picture? Because I’m pretty sure he’s back on YouTube talking shit like an edgy 13 year old…

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh boy, dude hit the wall running.

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dude really shouldn’t have hit the wall that fast, but I’m glad he did lol

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  • LostWon@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He should use that picture in his “BRUV” party campaign for UK Prime Minister (which is totally not just about attracting money from Elon Musk).

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He probably goes around asking women to guess what’s in his pocket and then whips his penis out through a hole in said pocket.

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s what I read on Facebook, so it must be true

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  • LandedGentry@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Working slaves 12hrs/day?

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Didn’t Gollum find the ring in a lake?

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    • juliebean@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      he lost it at an underground lake, where bilbo found it. gollum found the ring in a river, or rather, his friend found it in a river, and then gollum killed him and took it from him.

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      • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, ok. I was picturing a cave but I guess it was an underground lake. I understood the reference either way

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re average sewer rat king is better groomed than that.

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  • Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like a bad case of Graft Vs Host he’s got there.

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thought that was Ari Shaffir for a sec.

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Saaame

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  • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t he just get depressed and kill himself already? That would be one of the few times that practice actually benefits society.

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like one of those cats, doesn’t he.

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