juliebean

@juliebean@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely wasn't late to work making this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i’m actually curious what they think the third color is, cause, at least where i am, grocery stores almost always have green, red, yellow, and orange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest and tell us what you see⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  clown orgy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you sleep, there are no bad times. Just dreams.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  actually there’s this new thing they just came up with called ‘bad dreams’. it’s literally bad times, in dreams!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  prussia? i thought she was a proud polish girl from toronto. did she lie to me? T_T

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨put that in your pipe and smoke it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s a plant, but rather than photosynthesizing, it is what’s called a mycoheterotroph, which means it gets its nutrients by siphoning stuff from fungal networks in the soil, so, sorta?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never in my life has it been harder to control my spending impulse than this moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  no, i didn’t, there’s a fair few communities there i’m in, and it’d be a shame to lose them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never in my life has it been harder to control my spending impulse than this moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  oh no! i hope they can get back up somewhere. anyone know what’s going on, if their admin is posting about this elsewhere or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this rate, why not.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  perhaps, though you’d have to dig a much bigger hole. however, the paper points out that the sheer military uselessness of such an enormous bomb would be crucial to making it legal or politically feasible. the international community would be understandably sus of anyone wanting to make 1620 tsar bombas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this rate, why not.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  wow, and the bomb only needs a yield of 1620 times the largest nuclear bomb ever deployed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Never too Late⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i don’t think any of those four fellows in the OP killed themselves, and in fact, they all lived to ripe old ages.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I be Concerned?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe it’s to distinguish from all the other funky shaped tortilla chips you can get these days? like, there’s ones that are little strips, or whole round tiny tortillas, or weird little bowl shapes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More Google Spyware to Enjoy!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  thanks for the heads up and the link!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s that time of year.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  is there meant to be an image here, or is that the joke, somehow?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, some nerd please explain the switches on this IRL calculator app⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  did you just suggest a ratio as an irrational number?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*cough cough* GOLLUM *cough cough*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  he lost it at an underground lake, where bilbo found it. gollum found the ring in a river, or rather, his friend found it in a river, and then gollum killed him and took it from him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I think the sequel was better.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  holy crow i wish this was real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it normal that I get wet water all over myself when taking a shower?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  eww gross what the hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if statement == false⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what would be the alternative? to always execute if the condition is true, but sometimes execute it even when false, for funsies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To all of those who thought it wasn't rigged. How fast will fake Paul run?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  youtube.com/watch?v=yqTjKhYh4fs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corkscrew⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i think that perhaps they would have preferred to understand none of the joke, to persist in blissful ignorance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BACK IT UP⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  why would he waste perfectly good ivermectin on a horse he’s just planning to run over, beat, and then dump in central park anyways?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let people just use what they want, okay? It's their choice.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  is that a millionaire who licks boots, or one who licks the boots of millionaires? also, what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yes? i don’t understand your apparent incredulity here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Americans, be prepare to get screwed!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  but then we wouldn’t get to see the pretty boat!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clever, clever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s not merely possible, it’s obvious!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clever, clever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  they didn’t say they used any kind of LLM though? they literally just kept a copy of the assignment (in plain text) to reference. did you use an LLM to try to understand their comment? lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you ever had a shit that smelled like a hair salon?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i’ve been to a hair salon that smelled like shit, does that count?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In other news at a gas station near by...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  how is this a shitpost and not just, y’know, horrifying?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the title of this post really seems to be advocating for making sure trump wins (or at least for harris losing, which in the US’s two party system, amounts to the same thing). though i don’t know what it has to do with putin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tap on the screen⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  my partner showed me this yesterday, and i am slightly embarrassed to admit that i tapped the screen at least five times before i figured something was up, and mostly because she was fucking dying laughing at my expense.