And ducks
I need that shirt. Float like a jellyfish sting like a jellyfish
Peak evolution (after crabs)
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danc4498@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Back side is the Bruce Lee quote attributed to jellyfisb
Dadifer@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they’re not exactly mindless?
oo1@lemmings.world 6 days ago
God: “let there be light”
Jellyfish: [activates bioluminescence]
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 days ago
God: “Oh shit, I didn’t realize there was someone in here already.”
Jellyfish: “it’s cool.”
Hupf@feddit.org 6 days ago
God: “let there be light”
Bomb 20:
Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 days ago
Proof that Cassius Clay was, in fact, a jellyfish.
Godofdirt@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Jellyfish are known kung fu masters.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
This is stuck in my head now.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Not William Hung’s version of She Bangs!
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’ve never heard of an immortal crab before.
Grostleton@lemm.ee 6 days ago
I have heard of an amoral Krab, however.
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juliebean@lemm.ee 6 days ago
i’ve read that lobsters are sorta immortal. the problem is they keep growing, and eventually they can’t get themselves out of their shells when they molt, and they also have trouble getting enough food and avoiding predators when they get too big. if they had society, i bet lobster kings would be enormous and ancient.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
Exactly. Don’t have to suffer life