And ducks
I need that shirt. Float like a jellyfish sting like a jellyfish
Peak evolution (after crabs)
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danc4498@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Back side is the Bruce Lee quote attributed to jellyfisb
Dadifer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they’re not exactly mindless?
oo1@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
God: “let there be light”
Jellyfish: [activates bioluminescence]
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
God: “Oh shit, I didn’t realize there was someone in here already.”
Jellyfish: “it’s cool.”
Hupf@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
God: “let there be light”
Bomb 20:
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Proof that Cassius Clay was, in fact, a jellyfish.
Godofdirt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jellyfish are known kung fu masters.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
This is stuck in my head now.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Not William Hung’s version of She Bangs!
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve never heard of an immortal crab before.
Grostleton@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I have heard of an amoral Krab, however.
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juliebean@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
i’ve read that lobsters are sorta immortal. the problem is they keep growing, and eventually they can’t get themselves out of their shells when they molt, and they also have trouble getting enough food and avoiding predators when they get too big. if they had society, i bet lobster kings would be enormous and ancient.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Exactly. Don’t have to suffer life