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How much of my body language should signal I'm actually a Ninja?

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As soon as someone knows you’re a ninja, you’re not a ninja.

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    • MrLLM@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What would happen if two Ninjas come across each other?

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      • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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      • TheV2@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They swap cables and enjoy the music.

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All of it. You should generally be unseen.

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m starting to think I’m in this ninja business for all the wrong reasons.

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      • Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I count 16 ninjas in that photo. How many did I miss?

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you know how to make a circle eight-sided transforming shuriken, you are a certified ninja.

    wikihow.com/Make-an-Origami-Transforming-Ninja-St…

    (I love playing with these when I was in school, it was my fidget spinner before fidget spinners became a thing)

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  • Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you never catch a falling mug without spilling it’s contents, do you even ninja?

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    • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not if someone is watching, because then they know

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  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As the river flow

    I hide Ninja deep below

    When man sinks… he know.

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  • ultranaut@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Less than 1%

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It should match the amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck.

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    39/8ths

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  • kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why not check out some real ninjas and see how it’s done?

    youtu.be/WtR2m20C2YM

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