How much of my body language should signal I'm actually a Ninja?

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• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  As soon as someone knows you’re a ninja, you’re not a ninja.

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  • MrLLM@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    What would happen if two Ninjas come across each other?

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    • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Image

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    • TheV2@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      They swap cables and enjoy the music.

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• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  All of it. You should generally be unseen.

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m starting to think I’m in this ninja business for all the wrong reasons.

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    • Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I count 16 ninjas in that photo. How many did I miss?

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If you know how to make a circle eight-sided transforming shuriken, you are a certified ninja.

  wikihow.com/Make-an-Origami-Transforming-Ninja-St…

  (I love playing with these when I was in school, it was my fidget spinner before fidget spinners became a thing)

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• Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If you never catch a falling mug without spilling it’s contents, do you even ninja?

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  • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Not if someone is watching, because then they know

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• Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  As the river flow

  I hide Ninja deep below

  When man sinks… he know.

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• ultranaut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Less than 1%

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It should match the amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  39/8ths

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• kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why not check out some real ninjas and see how it’s done?

  youtu.be/WtR2m20C2YM

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