Iamsqueegee

@Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If someone dies unexpectedly, how do you find out?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a disturbance in the force.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Hunt For Gollum Won’t Be Two Films, But A Second LOTR Film Is Incoming, Philippa Boyens Confirms⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Filthy producerses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Currently downloading The Witcher 3 for the first time. Got any advice for me?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I knew nothing of the game and presumed as a “witcher” I’m supposed to kill witches. Be, um, …selective.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And cheddar, ya philistines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else is there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  After the clearance, Clarence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else is there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Squid gun! Oh, yeah!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maika Monroe to star in ‘The Hand That Rocks the Cradle’ remake for 20th Century Studios⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My understanding is she’s using the other hand, so technically, totes different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimme dat aoundtrack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, I guess it makes sense, but this is the fist time I’ve seen a tricerabottom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam Families logo is clearly a Rorschach test, so what do you see?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Person in headlights of a Jeep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dennis Quaid’s ‘Reagan’ Is the Worst Movie of the Year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She would have said no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vin Diesel Is Back as Riddick in These New Behind-the-Scenes Photos from 'Riddick: Furya'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am Groot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who started this trend in pop music?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A remix will add stuff to the original album version of the song. When the album version has the stuff and it’s removed, that becomes the “radio edit”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eddie Murphy Is Ready to Look Back⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s going to be playing Robert Downey Jr in a “making of” retrospective of Tropical Thunder. It takes hours of makeup to make him look like the dude acting as the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can we talk about how derivative the new aquaman was?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was so BAD. How many times did he say “Get your hands off my (fill in the blank)!” This will be a steelbook I buy to complete the DC collection that never comes out of its original shrink wrap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither. There is an age difference, sure, but an 80 year old woman is a well-lived human adult who can make her own choices. If it were an 80 year old female elf, then possible. Not sure what the age of consent is in elvish customs, or the age of emotional maturity. As for robbing the grave, no, she’s not dead. Robbing the cradle implies young life inside the cradle and there is nothing living in a grave. Now, if the elf provided the woman with prolonged life through elvish ways, then technically, he’s robbing the grave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warner Bros. has a Lord of the Rings fan film, The Hunt for Gollum, taken off of YouTube⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The other brother is cool, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s one miscast role that irks you in an otherwise perfect film?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dustin Hoffman in Perfume. Just, no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paramount's slate of upcoming films includes Star Trek, Transformers, Ninja Turtles, Smurfs, Bee Gees & more⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s at all Seth MacFarlane-y or Naked Gun-y, there will be a Nordberg/OJ reference. Would appreciate a “Family Guy breaks the fourth wall when talking about Laura Bush killing someone” type of thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Botanical Ghoul Haunting⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A natural transformation for Cabbage Head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Film preservationist Robert Harris defends controversial James Cameron 4K restorations of Aliens, The Abyss and True Lies⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like it or not, it does change the original image, but not necessarily the intended image. I don’t think it’s in the same league as film colorization or adding a musical number to Jabba’s palace, but it may be necessary to smooth what was intended. If you’ve ever seen the videos of painting restorations, I’m inclined to think it’s something like that. Removing that aged, discolored layer to get to what’s beneath, or, as intended. I haven’t seen the new Aliens or The Abyss yet, so I can’t give an opinion on those. I watched The Last Action Hero and it seemed there were some “ironed out” scenes, but not jarring the way bad blue screening could be, like in The Last Crusade. That’s the kind of stuff I’d like to see get fixed. In fact, it’s unfortunate that oldies like Toy Story can’t be given an updated treatment. New textures, shading, etc. Rewatching old Pixar is not enjoyable. I’d like to see Pixar remasters. You’d think that would be easy to do since its mostly ones and zeroes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shau-dere? Shau-dere? It’s “chowdah.” Say it right!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wyd⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds something like this when walking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lian Li make nice all black aluminum cases in a variety of sizes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saturday blues⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  chiHUAhua

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the best way to clean burnt-on splatters from a chrome oven without damaging the chrome?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to use 000 steel wool on chrome motorcycle pipes and they never scratched, so that’s safe. For your stove, I’d try some boiling water to soften the mess first. Then, go ahead and clean in your regular fashion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to block bot posts, posts and users?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m using Avelon and not finding that option. Can you tell me more? Thanks!