sicarius
@sicarius@lemmy.world
- Comment on Forgot your moms azz 2 weeks ago:
No moon Knight?
- Comment on Badgers 2 months ago:
You’ve missed out the Scottish snow badger. Like the regular European badger but about a third larger and completely white to blend into their (now disappearing) snowy highland habitats.
They are the sole reason hard plastic shell ski boots were invented after it was found that snow badgers have no problem biting through the old leather ski boots we used to use.
They hibernate through the summer months and only come out to hunt during the winter so it’s very hard to get a photo of them. - Comment on Anons are not happy with their names 2 months ago:
I think it was the wordsmith Scroobius pip that wrote that lyric
- Comment on Anons are not happy with their names 2 months ago:
That is how you spell pheonix and I don’t care what the Oxford English dictionary is anyone else says.
- Comment on Anon enjoys a quiet night at home 2 months ago:
I was sat at home alone one night, have my first joint in months. Sat at back door looking out into the woods and think I can hear a girl sobbing. I must be stoned as hell. Then I clearly hear some girl shouting help me! In my pyjamas and Crocs I up and run off into the woods.
While running through the woods my stoned brain says to me if I were planning an ambush, this is what I’d do.
Shut up brain.
Find a young woman sobbing in the pitch darkness off the path in the woods.
Calllm her down. She had an argument with her boyfriend and he took her phone and left her in the woods, she doesn’t know where she is.
I offer to drive her to the hotel she says she’s staying at.
Halfway there I see the cops coming out of the station and flag them down, they were just on their way out to look for this girl.
I tell them what happened and they said I could be on my way.
Thank fuck as I was too high to be talking to cops.
Turns out that girl and her boyfriend work at the hotel with my mate, he says this happens once a week, her boyfriend had in fact not taken her phone she had it all along, he just walked off when she started causing drama again. - Comment on Oxygen 2 months ago:
I’d add that the audiobook is amazing also.
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 3 months ago:
‘what fills the gap’ in my ass - will cady
- Comment on Delicious 3 months ago:
Reminds me of the writing of David wrong / Jason pargin who wrote the John dies at the ends series of books.
- Comment on Do any "thickening" products actually work to prevent hair loss/thinning? 3 months ago:
I started balding in my late teens. Shaved my head for the first time at 20. Never looked back. Wished I’d done it sooner.
Still remember an offhand comment from a girl who said I have a nice shaped head.
A quick once over with the clippers once a week and you’re good.
Whatever you decided to do don’t stress about it! I’m sure that will only make it worse.
Bonus: the freshly shaved head acts as velcro to keep your hat on during windy days! - Comment on Technically Correct 4 months ago:
It throws up a false positive in the old scanners. There are new ones available that don’t have a problem but they aren’t widely available yet.
- Comment on Anon checks out mobile gaming 4 months ago:
The hours I’ve sunk into slice and dice! That game rocks!
- Comment on Fastest animal 4 months ago:
If I recall correctly the fastest object ever was a manhole cover after an explosion. If it was sentient then it would be the fastest creature. BRB, going to look up the incedent.
- Comment on Many Tanks 5 months ago:
So long…
… And thanks for all the fish
- Comment on 2x2 lumber at Home Depot is now 1.28x1.28. Nominal size is supposed to be 1.5 7 months ago:
Steel toe capped crocksImage
- Comment on doggos 7 months ago:
I just got a new puppy and when she poops she starts facing one directing the turns 180 while pooping then scoots over to the side a bit to finish.
Is she broken? Should I do an RMA? - Comment on You gotta do what ya gotta do 8 months ago:
The real dangers of drugs!
