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Anons are not happy with their names

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    they’re not Anons anymore since we now know their names

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes I’m sure those aren’t at all made up.

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  • sicarius@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is how you spell pheonix and I don’t care what the Oxford English dictionary is anyone else says.

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shut up Fenix

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      • Manzas@lemdro.id ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s just misspelled cat food

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    • Birch@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shut up Dan Le Sac

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      • sicarius@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think it was the wordsmith Scroobius pip that wrote that lyric

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thurman is short for Turd Ferguson

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    • Supervisor194@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      heh. Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson, it’s a funny name.

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  • Azuth@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Embargo@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is your name Thurman?.. Thurman Merman?.. Jesus.

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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)

    Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      thurry

      I’m getting an image of cold tomato soup with hair in it.

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  • dwindling7373@feddit.it ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t they just, adopt the correct version of their name?

    I have a friend with a very arcaic name and most people don’t know what we call him is not his real name.

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    • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      People don’t realize that this has always been the case. I learned my wife’s grandpa’s real name at his funeral.

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      • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My grandpa had the middle name Adolph, named after his father’s first name. They both changed their names to Allen in America. 😂 And no, they weren’t fond of Nazis.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I was much younger, my gf and I joked about naming an unwanted child to punish them (in reality, we’d get an abortion). We decided Paisley was the best bad name. But I think Thurman’s parents hated them even more.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Phoenix is a cool name, tho.

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One chance at life? Wait till these jokers learn about Reincarnation

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just have a middle name

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Groidel

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey Thur

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    • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s just Mike Tyson calling someone sir

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  • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Though I’m not gonna say my name here, I could respond to that thread.

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  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    harry Truman

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