Anons are not happy with their names

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• lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  they’re not Anons anymore since we now know their names

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes I’m sure those aren’t at all made up.

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• sicarius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is how you spell pheonix and I don’t care what the Oxford English dictionary is anyone else says.

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shut up Fenix

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    • Manzas@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s just misspelled cat food

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  • Birch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shut up Dan Le Sac

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    • sicarius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think it was the wordsmith Scroobius pip that wrote that lyric

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thurman is short for Turd Ferguson

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  • Supervisor194@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    heh. Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson, it’s a funny name.

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• Azuth@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• Embargo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is your name Thurman?.. Thurman Merman?.. Jesus.

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• MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)

  Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    thurry

    I’m getting an image of cold tomato soup with hair in it.

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• dwindling7373@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t they just, adopt the correct version of their name?

  I have a friend with a very arcaic name and most people don’t know what we call him is not his real name.

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  • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People don’t realize that this has always been the case. I learned my wife’s grandpa’s real name at his funeral.

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    • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My grandpa had the middle name Adolph, named after his father’s first name. They both changed their names to Allen in America. 😂 And no, they weren’t fond of Nazis.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I was much younger, my gf and I joked about naming an unwanted child to punish them (in reality, we’d get an abortion). We decided Paisley was the best bad name. But I think Thurman’s parents hated them even more.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Phoenix is a cool name, tho.

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One chance at life? Wait till these jokers learn about Reincarnation

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just have a middle name

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Groidel

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey Thur

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  • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s just Mike Tyson calling someone sir

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• pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  harry Truman

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• BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Though I’m not gonna say my name here, I could respond to that thread.

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