That is how you spell pheonix and I don’t care what the Oxford English dictionary is anyone else says.
Anons are not happy with their names
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sicarius@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Birch@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Shut up Dan Le Sac
sicarius@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I think it was the wordsmith Scroobius pip that wrote that lyric
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Thurman is short for Turd Ferguson
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
heh. Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson, it’s a funny name.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
harry Truman
Azuth@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Embargo@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Is your name Thurman?.. Thurman Merman?.. Jesus.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)
Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
thurry
I’m getting an image of cold tomato soup with hair in it.
dwindling7373@feddit.it 5 weeks ago
Can’t they just, adopt the correct version of their name?
I have a friend with a very arcaic name and most people don’t know what we call him is not his real name.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
People don’t realize that this has always been the case. I learned my wife’s grandpa’s real name at his funeral.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
My grandpa had the middle name Adolph, named after his father’s first name. They both changed their names to Allen in America. 😂 And no, they weren’t fond of Nazis.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
When I was much younger, my gf and I joked about naming an unwanted child to punish them (in reality, we’d get an abortion). We decided Paisley was the best bad name. But I think Thurman’s parents hated them even more.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 weeks ago
Phoenix is a cool name, tho.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
One chance at life? Wait till these jokers learn about Reincarnation
nifty@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Just have a middle name
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Groidel
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Hey Thur
Shortstack@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
That’s just Mike Tyson calling someone sir
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 5 weeks ago
Though I’m not gonna say my name here, I could respond to that thread.
lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
they’re not Anons anymore since we now know their names
LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Yes I’m sure those aren’t at all made up.