Birch
@Birch@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on DARPA is testing a device soldiers can swallow to make them less stressed 5 days ago:
So, pervitin, but electronic?
- Comment on PLASTICMAXXING 1 week ago:
Blood benchies for the blood god!
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
Iron man, iron man, does whatever an iron can
Stop! That’s Spiderman.
What are you some kind of rocket scientist or something
Well, yeah
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Go get her tiger
- Comment on AI Training Slop 2 weeks ago:
Be happy
- Comment on Anyone else 2 weeks ago:
Death by snu snu!
- Comment on The sun is killing off SpaceX's Starlink satellites 2 weeks ago:
Direct exposure to the sun? In orbit? Chance in a million!
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
You also instantly end up in /that/ episode where the fictional character is tested the most
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
You have the constant urge to shit too
- Comment on Apartments and metros 3 weeks ago:
Uh, where do you sleep?
- Comment on Outstanding work 4 weeks ago:
Fffffuuuuu…
- Comment on Depressed and Lonely? There Could Be a Robotic Sex Partner in Your Future 1 month ago:
Lucy Liu bot memes incoming
- Comment on 4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails. 2 months ago:
No.
- Comment on Do it 2 months ago:
Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 2 months ago:
Hell hath no fury than a MAGAt made look stupid
- Comment on China develops deep-sea cable-cutting device with global implications 2 months ago:
Isn’t that just called an anchor?
- Comment on Depart, men of education. 2 months ago:
It’s from a presidential directive for dissolving the “Departmen of Education”
- Comment on Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom? 3 months ago:
You’re thinking of miso, he’s talking about traditional jewish biscuits.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Most perfect comparison
- Comment on I like the determinism of Murphy’s Razor 4 months ago:
Schrödingers razor is just booze
- Comment on Delicious 5 months ago:
Looks like Halloumi, a greek cheese similar to indian Paneer which can be grilled or seared without melting
- Comment on Checking cis privilege 5 months ago:
Aqueduct nectar indeed sweet because of lead contamination
- Comment on Hope you had a great christmas 5 months ago:
Depends, do you plan on being eaten?
- Comment on What Is The Most 80s Movie Ever? 5 months ago:
Remember when I said I was gonna kill you last? I lied.
- Comment on What are your bank details? 5 months ago:
hunter2
- Comment on What are your bank details? 5 months ago:
Which has to be respected, of course.
- Comment on These dames wanting inclusivity 5 months ago:
“Make me a sammich, jewbacca117” just doesn’t have the same ring to it
- Comment on HONK 5 months ago:
Holy shit cyriak still makes videos
- Comment on Should Germany aquire nuclear weapons? 6 months ago:
Well, no, but I’d rather be in the position of the stick holder than the potential pointy end receiver.