Birch
@Birch@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes? 1 week ago:
And his name is…
JOHN CENA 🎺🎺 🎺
- Comment on RIP 2 weeks ago:
You just gotta have faith! Fathu faithu faith!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
TAKE MY MONEY NOW!
- Comment on How do you safely film a group of masked armed men while they are in the process of committing a crime, without them knowing that you are recording? [USA] 3 weeks ago:
Punt gun
- Comment on Anon likes a thing 3 weeks ago:
The internet
- Comment on Who discovered/"invented" fire? 3 weeks ago:
Either Arthur Brown or H.P. Baxxter
- Comment on Too Many Cooks 4 weeks ago:
Yes
- Comment on DARPA is testing a device soldiers can swallow to make them less stressed 1 month ago:
So, pervitin, but electronic?
- Comment on PLASTICMAXXING 1 month ago:
Blood benchies for the blood god!
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 1 month ago:
Iron man, iron man, does whatever an iron can
Stop! That’s Spiderman.
What are you some kind of rocket scientist or something
Well, yeah
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Go get her tiger
- Comment on AI Training Slop 1 month ago:
Be happy
- Comment on Anyone else 1 month ago:
Death by snu snu!
- Comment on The sun is killing off SpaceX's Starlink satellites 1 month ago:
Direct exposure to the sun? In orbit? Chance in a million!
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You also instantly end up in /that/ episode where the fictional character is tested the most
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You have the constant urge to shit too
- Comment on Apartments and metros 2 months ago:
Uh, where do you sleep?
- Comment on Outstanding work 2 months ago:
Fffffuuuuu…
- Comment on Depressed and Lonely? There Could Be a Robotic Sex Partner in Your Future 3 months ago:
Lucy Liu bot memes incoming
- Comment on 4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails. 3 months ago:
No.
- Comment on Do it 3 months ago:
Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 3 months ago:
Hell hath no fury than a MAGAt made look stupid
- Comment on China develops deep-sea cable-cutting device with global implications 3 months ago:
Isn’t that just called an anchor?
- Comment on Depart, men of education. 4 months ago:
It’s from a presidential directive for dissolving the “Departmen of Education”
- Comment on Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom? 4 months ago:
You’re thinking of miso, he’s talking about traditional jewish biscuits.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Most perfect comparison
- Comment on I like the determinism of Murphy’s Razor 5 months ago:
Schrödingers razor is just booze
- Comment on Delicious 6 months ago:
Looks like Halloumi, a greek cheese similar to indian Paneer which can be grilled or seared without melting
- Comment on Checking cis privilege 6 months ago:
Aqueduct nectar indeed sweet because of lead contamination