Birch
@Birch@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Half-a-million members sign up to new left-wing party founded in Britain 2 weeks ago:
Just limit foreign investment in real estate, practically half of London is owned by russian, arab and chinese billionaires. Other countries don’t allow owning property if you don’t live there or tax the shit out of second and third homes.
- Comment on Pretty but pointless 2 weeks ago:
Yes officer, this comment right here
- Comment on White House Orders NASA to Destroy Important Satellite that Collects Climate Data 2 weeks ago:
They could just hand it over to ESA, hell they could even “sell” it
- Comment on Be nice 3 weeks ago:
Currently it costs direct air capture startup “Climeworks” about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).
Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using “Direct Air Capture”.
- Comment on Bird 3 weeks ago:
A duck scientist, or a duck scientist? Either way you’ll just get a quack
- Comment on Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes? 4 weeks ago:
And his name is…
JOHN CENA 🎺🎺 🎺
- Comment on RIP 5 weeks ago:
You just gotta have faith! Fathu faithu faith!
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
TAKE MY MONEY NOW!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Punt gun
- Comment on Anon likes a thing 1 month ago:
The internet
- Comment on Who discovered/"invented" fire? 1 month ago:
Either Arthur Brown or H.P. Baxxter
- Comment on Too Many Cooks 1 month ago:
Yes
- Comment on DARPA is testing a device soldiers can swallow to make them less stressed 2 months ago:
So, pervitin, but electronic?
- Comment on PLASTICMAXXING 2 months ago:
Blood benchies for the blood god!
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 months ago:
Iron man, iron man, does whatever an iron can
Stop! That’s Spiderman.
What are you some kind of rocket scientist or something
Well, yeah
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Go get her tiger
- Comment on AI Training Slop 2 months ago:
Be happy
- Comment on Anyone else 2 months ago:
Death by snu snu!
- Comment on The sun is killing off SpaceX's Starlink satellites 2 months ago:
Direct exposure to the sun? In orbit? Chance in a million!
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You also instantly end up in /that/ episode where the fictional character is tested the most
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You have the constant urge to shit too
- Comment on Apartments and metros 2 months ago:
Uh, where do you sleep?
- Comment on Outstanding work 2 months ago:
Fffffuuuuu…
- Comment on Depressed and Lonely? There Could Be a Robotic Sex Partner in Your Future 4 months ago:
Lucy Liu bot memes incoming
- Comment on 4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails. 4 months ago:
No.
- Comment on Do it 4 months ago:
Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 4 months ago:
Hell hath no fury than a MAGAt made look stupid
- Comment on China develops deep-sea cable-cutting device with global implications 4 months ago:
Isn’t that just called an anchor?
- Comment on Depart, men of education. 4 months ago:
It’s from a presidential directive for dissolving the “Departmen of Education”