I love how they get less happy the more pedantic they’re being XD
Fastest animal
Submitted 10 months ago by corvus@lemmy.ml to science_memes@mander.xyz
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brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Mojave@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Their hair also slowly shifts upwards, as they charge their super Saiyan power
notanaltaccount@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Plus it helps us realize that since they have more masculine haircuts they are even smarter, right?
Because it wouldn’t make sense for the initial female to look the same and still be a physicist, right?
Just pointing out that bias may also be affecting the cartoon too, even if not maliciously intended
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Therapist: what do you think the fastest animal is?
teft@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The water bears that are hanging out on the Parker Solar Probe.
Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Every physicist I met was in some way unhinged. One had delusions of grandeur, second couldn’t bare his feet, another one would pause lecture every ten minutes to go into his room from which indescribable sounds would come.
metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Dried frog pills, probably. I’ve been told if you take one you can hallucinate that you’re sane, which is probably close enough for the average physicist.
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
GNU Terry Pratchett
Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Strong stuff indeed. I doubt there’s many who could handle that ride
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 10 months ago
the cricket that rode the nuclear man hole cover
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Philosopher: that depends on the situation.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I figured a biologist would say Mantis Shrimp.
psud@aussie.zone 10 months ago
They’re not very fast, they just move their claws very fast
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 10 months ago
Philosopher: Fast at what?
kellyaster@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ship computer in Star Trek: “please specify search parameters.”
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So, all creatures on earth, as seen from the center of the galaxy?
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 10 months ago
The humans in the satellite still win, in that case, about half of the time.
The rest of the time it’s probably one of the falcons.
Steve@startrek.website 10 months ago
As seen from the any point at the edge of the observable universe
Gork@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Which edge? One where our local galaxy cluster is blueshifting towards or redshifting away from?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
They would all be fast, but still only one will be the fastest.
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 10 months ago
If there were alien life, would this change the answer? since the question is “animal” and the kingdom of animals is a taxonomic classification of stuff on earth, I would assume the answer still remains the same
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Or as seen from photos traveling away from us.
Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 10 months ago
The slowest animal would be a guy driving west across siberia into europe at 500mph or something
propter_hog@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Found the physicist
Ephera@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
The dracula ant: nationalgeographic.com/…/dracula-ant-fastest-anim…
Etterra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mantis shrimp.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 months ago
My cat when I sneeze.
xilliah@beehaw.org 10 months ago
🙀
Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Hedgehog. I know about all about youth culture and the “Sonic is a hedgehog” games.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The shit accelerates…
Squorlple@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The correct answer is an unlucky sentient manhole cover, that incidentally was thinking “Oh no, not again”.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Love the HH reference, but you’re the second person to mention a manhole cover. What’s the story there?
sicarius@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If I recall correctly the fastest object ever was a manhole cover after an explosion. If it was sentient then it would be the fastest creature. BRB, going to look up the incedent.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Here you go! It’s a fun read.