I love how they get less happy the more pedantic they’re being XD
Fastest animal
Submitted 1 month ago by corvus@lemmy.ml to science_memes@mander.xyz
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brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Mojave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Their hair also slowly shifts upwards, as they charge their super Saiyan power
notanaltaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Plus it helps us realize that since they have more masculine haircuts they are even smarter, right?
Because it wouldn’t make sense for the initial female to look the same and still be a physicist, right?
Just pointing out that bias may also be affecting the cartoon too, even if not maliciously intended
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Therapist: what do you think the fastest animal is?
teft@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The water bears that are hanging out on the Parker Solar Probe.
Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Every physicist I met was in some way unhinged. One had delusions of grandeur, second couldn’t bare his feet, another one would pause lecture every ten minutes to go into his room from which indescribable sounds would come.
metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Dried frog pills, probably. I’ve been told if you take one you can hallucinate that you’re sane, which is probably close enough for the average physicist.
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
GNU Terry Pratchett
Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Strong stuff indeed. I doubt there’s many who could handle that ride
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 1 month ago
the cricket that rode the nuclear man hole cover
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Philosopher: that depends on the situation.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I figured a biologist would say Mantis Shrimp.
psud@aussie.zone 1 month ago
They’re not very fast, they just move their claws very fast
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
kellyaster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ship computer in Star Trek: “please specify search parameters.”
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 month ago
Philosopher: Fast at what?
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So, all creatures on earth, as seen from the center of the galaxy?
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 month ago
The humans in the satellite still win, in that case, about half of the time.
The rest of the time it’s probably one of the falcons.
Steve@startrek.website 1 month ago
As seen from the any point at the edge of the observable universe
Gork@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Which edge? One where our local galaxy cluster is blueshifting towards or redshifting away from?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
They would all be fast, but still only one will be the fastest.
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 month ago
If there were alien life, would this change the answer? since the question is “animal” and the kingdom of animals is a taxonomic classification of stuff on earth, I would assume the answer still remains the same
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Or as seen from photos traveling away from us.
Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 1 month ago
The slowest animal would be a guy driving west across siberia into europe at 500mph or something
propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Found the physicist
Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
The dracula ant: nationalgeographic.com/…/dracula-ant-fastest-anim…
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mantis shrimp.
Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Hedgehog. I know about all about youth culture and the “Sonic is a hedgehog” games.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The shit accelerates…
Squorlple@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The correct answer is an unlucky sentient manhole cover, that incidentally was thinking “Oh no, not again”.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Love the HH reference, but you’re the second person to mention a manhole cover. What’s the story there?
sicarius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If I recall correctly the fastest object ever was a manhole cover after an explosion. If it was sentient then it would be the fastest creature. BRB, going to look up the incedent.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Here you go! It’s a fun read.