I love how they get less happy the more pedantic they’re being XD
Fastest animal
Submitted 2 years ago by corvus@lemmy.ml to science_memes@mander.xyz
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brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Mojave@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Their hair also slowly shifts upwards, as they charge their super Saiyan power
notanaltaccount@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Plus it helps us realize that since they have more masculine haircuts they are even smarter, right?
Because it wouldn’t make sense for the initial female to look the same and still be a physicist, right?
Just pointing out that bias may also be affecting the cartoon too, even if not maliciously intended
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Therapist: what do you think the fastest animal is?
teft@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The water bears that are hanging out on the Parker Solar Probe.
Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Every physicist I met was in some way unhinged. One had delusions of grandeur, second couldn’t bare his feet, another one would pause lecture every ten minutes to go into his room from which indescribable sounds would come.
metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 2 years ago
Dried frog pills, probably. I’ve been told if you take one you can hallucinate that you’re sane, which is probably close enough for the average physicist.
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
GNU Terry Pratchett
Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Strong stuff indeed. I doubt there’s many who could handle that ride
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 2 years ago
the cricket that rode the nuclear man hole cover
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Philosopher: that depends on the situation.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 years ago
I figured a biologist would say Mantis Shrimp.
psud@aussie.zone 2 years ago
They’re not very fast, they just move their claws very fast
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 years ago
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 2 years ago
Philosopher: Fast at what?
kellyaster@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ship computer in Star Trek: “please specify search parameters.”
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So, all creatures on earth, as seen from the center of the galaxy?
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 years ago
The humans in the satellite still win, in that case, about half of the time.
The rest of the time it’s probably one of the falcons.
Steve@startrek.website 2 years ago
As seen from the any point at the edge of the observable universe
Gork@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Which edge? One where our local galaxy cluster is blueshifting towards or redshifting away from?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
They would all be fast, but still only one will be the fastest.
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 2 years ago
If there were alien life, would this change the answer? since the question is “animal” and the kingdom of animals is a taxonomic classification of stuff on earth, I would assume the answer still remains the same
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Or as seen from photos traveling away from us.
Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 2 years ago
The slowest animal would be a guy driving west across siberia into europe at 500mph or something
propter_hog@hexbear.net 2 years ago
Found the physicist
Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
The dracula ant: nationalgeographic.com/…/dracula-ant-fastest-anim…
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Mantis shrimp.
Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 2 years ago
Hedgehog. I know about all about youth culture and the “Sonic is a hedgehog” games.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The shit accelerates…
Squorlple@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The correct answer is an unlucky sentient manhole cover, that incidentally was thinking “Oh no, not again”.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Love the HH reference, but you’re the second person to mention a manhole cover. What’s the story there?
sicarius@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If I recall correctly the fastest object ever was a manhole cover after an explosion. If it was sentient then it would be the fastest creature. BRB, going to look up the incedent.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Here you go! It’s a fun read.