Works every time

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• unconsequential@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Worked for years until I developed this pesky side effect called alcoholism.

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  50% of the time it works everytime

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  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Most of the time it always works.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Hey, it worked for this nerd!

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Warning: side effects include: a condition known as moneyspend, injury to yourself, strangers, and/or loved ones, urinating in alleys, acute cocaine intoxication, “wherethefucka i”, “what the fuck happened last night itis”, post sexual coitus encephalitis, limp dick, dry vagina, a nagging desire for lager bombs, poor Mexican accents, acute vitamin c poisoning, dehydration, a condition known as dirt knees. If you experience nausea, committing, or good judgment please consult a doctor immediately and consume more tequila. It’s important that you do not operate heavy machinery while taking tequila unless it is a forklift or skid steer.

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I endorse this message

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Do I have to ask them? Can I just wait to see if they bring it up? Or at least text them?

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