I didn’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t bring my phone into the shower with me.
Is that not shitposting?
Submitted 1 day ago by NABDad@lemmy.world to [deleted]
I didn’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t bring my phone into the shower with me.
Is that not shitposting?
Only in a technical sense.
The shower is one of the few places where you don’t bring the phone with you, so you are not distracted by external stimuli and are free to think deeply for a long time without interruptions, allowing you to form novel and complex thoughts. If you have a bit of memory retention you then jump out of the shower and post on feddit.
If you have a bit of memory retention
Ah. That’s my problem.
You're taking too long in the shower. Think about water conservation.
Even a minute cold be considered a long span of time compared to our short attention span
My shitter thoughts are “HUUUGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! pant pant pant HUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!! OH THANK GOD FINALLY!!!”
Why would you shower while you shit?
When else do I get to waffle stomp?
Don’t bring my phone to the bathroom either.
I don’t get many ideas on either platform.
Wait. Y’all aren’t taking your phone into the shower with you?
They’re waterproof for a reason
No, just my hasselblad 500. Why do you ask?
My Motorola Defy works during shower /s
idk, my shower thoughts are usually hypothetical arguments I imagine having with people that would almost certainly never act in the way that leads me to imagine the argument with them to begin with
You answered your own question. Are you master baiting us?
No. It’s clear to me now that other people have an ability to hold onto a thought longer than I.
Wytch@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
It’s precisely because you don’t bring your phone into the shower that allows your mind to wander and make novel connections which you may then share later.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 day ago
Yes.
It’s shower_thoughts_ not shower_posts_
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
This property of water dates back to the story of Archimedes in the tub shouting “Eureka!”
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Good point. This makes the entire rest of Lemmy the “shitter thoughts” umbrella community as thats where everyone is posting and commenting from.
NABDad@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You guys can remember your thoughts long enough to post them after you get dried off?
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
That’s the quality filter that keeps them good
meekah@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sometimes