I didn’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t bring my phone into the shower with me.
Is that not shitposting?
Why is it "shower thoughts" and not "shitter thoughts"?
Submitted 1 month ago by NABDad@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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judgyweevil@feddit.it 1 month ago
The shower is one of the few places where you don’t bring the phone with you, so you are not distracted by external stimuli and are free to think deeply for a long time without interruptions, allowing you to form novel and complex thoughts. If you have a bit of memory retention you then jump out of the shower and post on feddit.
NABDad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you have a bit of memory retention
Ah. That’s my problem.
AmidFuror@fedia.io 1 month ago
You're taking too long in the shower. Think about water conservation.
judgyweevil@feddit.it 1 month ago
Even a minute cold be considered a long span of time compared to our short attention span
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My shitter thoughts are “HUUUGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! pant pant pant HUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!! OH THANK GOD FINALLY!!!”
nieminen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Why would you shower while you shit?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When else do I get to waffle stomp?
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Don’t bring my phone to the bathroom either.
FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 5 weeks ago
It’s named shower thoughts because they’re thoughts you have in the shower. When you’re on the shitter you’re usually on your phone, not solving the world’s problems like you do when you’re in the shower.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I don’t get many ideas on either platform.
tyler@programming.dev 1 month ago
Wait. Y’all aren’t taking your phone into the shower with you?
West_of_West@piefed.social 1 month ago
They’re waterproof for a reason
redlemace@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, just my hasselblad 500. Why do you ask?
hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
My Motorola Defy works during shower /s
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
You answered your own question. Are you master baiting us?
NABDad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No. It’s clear to me now that other people have an ability to hold onto a thought longer than I.
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
hold onto a thought longer than I.
If you were speaking about someone else, would you use “he/she” or “him/her” in this context?
Because if it’s the former, then you use “I” to replace it, and if it’s the latter, you use “me”.
other people have an ability to hold onto a thought longer than she.
Doesn’t sound right.
other people have an ability to hold onto a thought longer than her.
Sounds better.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
Shitter thought: “I wish I had TP…”
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 month ago
idk, my shower thoughts are usually hypothetical arguments I imagine having with people that would almost certainly never act in the way that leads me to imagine the argument with them to begin with
Wytch@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s precisely because you don’t bring your phone into the shower that allows your mind to wander and make novel connections which you may then share later.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 month ago
Yes.
It’s shower_thoughts_ not shower_posts_
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
This property of water dates back to the story of Archimedes in the tub shouting “Eureka!”
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Good point. This makes the entire rest of Lemmy the “shitter thoughts” umbrella community as thats where everyone is posting and commenting from.
NABDad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You guys can remember your thoughts long enough to post them after you get dried off?
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That’s the quality filter that keeps them good
meekah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sometimes
BlindFrog@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
More of my brain cells are left intact scrolling the fedi vs scrolling tiktok