phar

@phar@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White House Faith Office⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s only one point in the bible where someone actually asks Jesus how to receive eternal life. Jesus says to keep the commandments and also:

  "Jesus said to him, “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all you have and give the money to the poor, and you will have riches in heaven; then come and follow me.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almost done⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care how comfy it is, I’m not pooping on the couch. Gotta make sweet love to that couch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this is anecdotal but I am regularly trying to hire entry level, no more than highschool required, at $18 per hour starting. We get interviews set up and they just don’t show up. No text, no email, no call saying, “thanks for the opportunity but I chose something else.” Just don’t show up. I don’t get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eat that ramen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am also no longer allowed at the zoo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mine was the fact that Anne Frank and Martin Luther King Jr were both born in 1929 😭⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d help you but I’m in the middle of fucking that guy’s knees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pavlov⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s FrankenSTEEN