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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • besmtt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    flushes can be a courtesy to yourself.

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This saved my ass so many times.

      Pun intended.

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look, I wasn’t asking to be attacked like this

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    • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ha! You and me both!

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  • Mrkawfee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Courtesy flush, bro. Its what they do in Prison.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But I already flushed last year!!

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  • RedSnt@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least it’s a floater, means you got enough dietary fiber.

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    • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well fuck

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      or a lot of fat

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t this the scene where Vegeta then bolts upwards at super speed?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      that’s why you flush

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No, that’s why I use the poop knife on Vegeta first!

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No offense or anything but I don’t get it? It’s so much comfier to go back to the couch and look at memes there. Unless this is a workplace where for some odd reason you’ll be called out for having your phone out while at your desk but not for being gone for half an hour. Like I’m not trying to offend here, just to understand.

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    • phar@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t care how comfy it is, I’m not pooping on the couch. Gotta make sweet love to that couch.

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  • SaintWacko@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fine! I’ll get off the toilet and go to bed!

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