No we can talk here

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Soulless ✅
  Spreads misinformation ✅
  Blood sucking parasite ✅
  Needs to be invited into your life ✅
  Run by a larger blood sucking parasite ✅
  Turns people into other blood sucking parasites ✅

  Vampires are just social media for the 1700s

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Also, unable to do any self-reflection

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  • PTSDwarrior@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Describes the right wing propaganda machine too.

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      he said “social media” already

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  • Mrkawfee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Knows all your private information ✅

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Vampires are capitalism!

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This but unironically. I’ve always viewed them as manifestation fear of nobles/oligarchs. I’ve seen people compare zombies to things like over consumption and consumerism which I’m less convinced by.

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• Arigion@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is just stolen from a Terry Prachett Novel.

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  • pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And I would have not read it if it was not “stolen”.

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    • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Then credit the author. That way people who enjoy it can know where it came from and may wind up reading his books.

      So, yes. It was “stolen” as in plagiarized, since it does not provide appropriate credit.

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  • DaleGribble88@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Which one? I’ve been meaning to give his stuff a shot. Something like this sounds like a fun place to start

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    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Reading order

      I’d start with either The Watch, or The Witches. Both are great, I’d avoid The Unseen University initially, his writing gets significantly better so the early books are harder to read.

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    • Leavingoldhabits@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The Watch subseries mentions vampires quite a lot, and is a really good read. IIRC, the fifth elephant and thud! Have them as more than just ‘extras’ and names mentioned.

      While you can pick up most any discworld book as a first one, and have a good time, a lot of people recommend reading at least the sub series in order, the watch series starts with Guards! Guards! And is really enjoyable all the way through, and a great place to start your discworld journey.

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    • scholar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Carpe Jugulum has vampires who ‘reform’ and integrate into society (but I won’t spoil anything else)

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    • Arigion@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think it might be en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Truth_(novel)

      It was somerhing with the wiki.lspace.org/Ankh-Morpork_League_of_Temperance

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  • WillFord27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It was also stolen (referencing?) Tomska’s Let Me In sketch

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Come on man. Bury the hatchet, with Terry Pratchet.

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  • Grumpyleb@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I see Terry Pratchett, I upvote! GNU

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  • thejoker954@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Its not really stolen from Discworld. I mean I could argue it was “stolen” from Myth-adventures as much as it was “stolen” from Discworld.

    Pratchett takes the piss on a lot of ‘norms’.

    Yes there is a vampire temperance league and there is a side character who is a vampire who talks like that, but it’s just background pretty much.

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Spoilers for a very recent movie from this year.

    Sinners (2025).

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• Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nah I’m in if ageless isn’t false too.

  Just not immortal, 'cuz the Sun sure isn’t.

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But the sun hurts vampires, wouldn’t they be happier without it? At least until everything else dies and they starve.

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hahahaha jokes on everyone else, the sun already burns my when I step outside.

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    • Blum0108@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Happy little popsicles

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    • phar@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s what he meant there will be a sun death and it would be horrifying to still be forced to be alive

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  • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    you wanna be here forever?

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    • Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Certainly not, but at least as long as humans are still around.

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• PillowTalk420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t let them in! It’s a trick!

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• Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nice try globalists

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• hunkyburrito@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  In video form:

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=khXSmQHenSk

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