This is just stolen from a Terry Prachett Novel.
No we can talk here
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Arigion@feddit.org 2 months ago
pseudo@jlai.lu 2 months ago
And I would have not read it if it was not “stolen”.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then credit the author. That way people who enjoy it can know where it came from and may wind up reading his books.
So, yes. It was “stolen” as in plagiarized, since it does not provide appropriate credit.
DaleGribble88@programming.dev 2 months ago
Which one? I’ve been meaning to give his stuff a shot. Something like this sounds like a fun place to start
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
I’d start with either The Watch, or The Witches. Both are great, I’d avoid The Unseen University initially, his writing gets significantly better so the early books are harder to read.
Leavingoldhabits@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The Watch subseries mentions vampires quite a lot, and is a really good read. IIRC, the fifth elephant and thud! Have them as more than just ‘extras’ and names mentioned.
While you can pick up most any discworld book as a first one, and have a good time, a lot of people recommend reading at least the sub series in order, the watch series starts with Guards! Guards! And is really enjoyable all the way through, and a great place to start your discworld journey.
scholar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Carpe Jugulum has vampires who ‘reform’ and integrate into society (but I won’t spoil anything else)
Arigion@feddit.org 2 months ago
I think it might be en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Truth_(novel)
It was somerhing with the wiki.lspace.org/Ankh-Morpork_League_of_Temperance
WillFord27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Come on man. Bury the hatchet, with Terry Pratchet.
Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 2 months ago
I see Terry Pratchett, I upvote! GNU
thejoker954@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Its not really stolen from Discworld. I mean I could argue it was “stolen” from Myth-adventures as much as it was “stolen” from Discworld.
Pratchett takes the piss on a lot of ‘norms’.
Yes there is a vampire temperance league and there is a side character who is a vampire who talks like that, but it’s just background pretty much.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
Spoilers for a very recent movie from this year.
Sinners (2025).
Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Nah I’m in if ageless isn’t false too.
Just not immortal, 'cuz the Sun sure isn’t.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But the sun hurts vampires, wouldn’t they be happier without it? At least until everything else dies and they starve.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 months ago
Hahahaha jokes on everyone else, the sun already burns my when I step outside.
Blum0108@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Happy little popsicles
phar@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
That’s what he meant there will be a sun death and it would be horrifying to still be forced to be alive
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
you wanna be here forever?
Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Certainly not, but at least as long as humans are still around.
PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t let them in! It’s a trick!
Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Nice try globalists
hunkyburrito@lemm.ee 2 months ago
In video form:
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Soulless ✅
Spreads misinformation ✅
Blood sucking parasite ✅
Needs to be invited into your life ✅
Run by a larger blood sucking parasite ✅
Turns people into other blood sucking parasites ✅
Vampires are just social media for the 1700s
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Also, unable to do any self-reflection
PTSDwarrior@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Describes the right wing propaganda machine too.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
he said “social media” already
Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Knows all your private information ✅
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Vampires are capitalism!
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
This but unironically. I’ve always viewed them as manifestation fear of nobles/oligarchs. I’ve seen people compare zombies to things like over consumption and consumerism which I’m less convinced by.