PillowTalk420
@PillowTalk420@lemmy.world
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy. I also have a big, blue username. This is my primary Lemmy account, but I have many others like it on other instances.
- Comment on Progress 1 week ago:
I have a bunch of FOSS apps made for a few different toy platforms already bookmarked if I got one, as well as a couple of VR “games” with support. I just don’t want to spend more than $100 on a toy that isn’t custom made from Bad Dragon.
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 1 week ago:
The streets shall run yellow… WITH JUSTICE!
- Comment on If only we knew... 1 week ago:
“You fucking Nazi!”
“What? I’m not a nazi! And to prove it, I’m voting for the nazis!”
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 1 week ago:
It’s fairly common right now, too.
- Comment on Does it get windy in New York City? 1 week ago:
They don’t block the wind so much as funnel it down the streets between them. But I don’t think NYC gets as windy as Chicago. There’s a reason it’s called “the windy city.”
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 1 week ago:
30% worse, 150% saltier.
- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 1 week ago:
One of my older minivans had a digital thermostat and it was just about the only digital control in a car I can tolerate.
- Comment on Progress 1 week ago:
I want one of those internet connected buttplugs so I can actually get fucked by the gay people in my phone and not just the ones IRL.
- Comment on A treat before bed. 1 week ago:
Maybe that could be the 1 thing that’s okay to generate with AI. What say you, Lemmy?
- Comment on A treat before bed. 1 week ago:
Where’s the naked person bending over? Who just tosses a pickle in bed for no reason?
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 1 week ago:
Yeah; you don’t put a hamburger into it, just ground beef (or chicken, or tuna, or whatever other meat you’d like, really). lol
- Comment on reaction 2 weeks ago:
Take the mac n cheese off it and I’d be happier. It also isn’t a burger. It’s a pulled pork sandwich.
- Comment on snail lyfe 2 weeks ago:
I can stab lovers with a spear from my body. 😏
- Comment on Or two generations... 2 weeks ago:
Is that what they’re saying? I thought it was just gibberish.
- Comment on #environmentalist 2 weeks ago:
Skill issue.
- Comment on FACTS 2 weeks ago:
I only mind pubic hair when it gets in my mouth.
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 2 weeks ago:
Hey. That’s my thing. Get your own gimmick!
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 2 weeks ago:
It’s cheap pasta with a sauce you add hamburger to.
- Comment on Not how you ride a horse 5 months ago:
Still bleeding internally and will die soon, but he isn’t worrying about it!
- Comment on What's the process of black market weed consumption? 5 months ago:
Find someone you know who smokes weed and ask them to hook you up.
- Comment on does it mean I am a horse? 5 months ago:
straps coconuts on his feet
What about now?
- Comment on You may hallucinate, but not like me 5 months ago:
AI imitation of Soldier from TF2: “I have done mostly just generating Bender for the last 5 days.”
- Comment on Why is it so hard to buy the same toothbrush twice? 5 months ago:
It’s really easy if you simply buy a ton of them all at once and just keep them in a cupboard or something.
- Comment on Can you scare a flamingo? 5 months ago:
Use thunderbolts and lighting,
I hear they’re very frightening!
- Comment on Zach Braff Joins ‘Scrubs’ Reboot in Development at ABC 5 months ago:
I hope he comes back as JD, but now he’s older and wiser and just as jaded as Dr. Cox, basically fulfilling the same role Cox did.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
I feel I have a better understanding of written words than film. All my education taught was how to recognize things in literature; not any kind of visual medium. If a director of a movie uses a subtle visual element as a metaphor, I am probably not going to recognize it as such, compared to a similar metaphor used in a book, through text.
- Comment on I'm awake. Good luck 5 months ago:
Smokin’ latinas and bangin’ Newports, just as God intended.
- Comment on Punctuation 5 months ago:
“Dog, pussy is great.”
- Comment on Draw an arrow to each temperature 5 months ago:
Nothing I do ever satisfies you! What do I have to do to make you proud, dad?! 😩
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 5 months ago:
See Through Pee Soup