Diplomjodler

@Diplomjodler@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't touch this!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She: “Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I’m really hungry!”. He: *makes hissing noises*
  She: “Oh shit, a snake!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨everyone warning!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Please send me a list of your accounts. I’ll send you a list of safe passwords you can change them to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll tide!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn prudes never let people have fun!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cliffside Lookout⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And it better had some really good force fields. Otherwise any kind of artillery is going to knock this thing out before you can say “oh shit”.