Can't touch this!

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• Diplomjodler@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  She: “Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I’m really hungry!”. He: *makes hissing noises*
  She: “Oh shit, a snake!”

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And like, does she think “wait did I get railed by a fucking snake” after that?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The lack of a second penis would be a clue.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Honestly, dancing after sex feels like a bit too much work at my advanced millennial age.

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• kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sounds reasonable. I do same.

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• Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  IT’S EVOLUTION BABY!

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Widow, why do you never look at me during sex?

  What are you talking about of course I do.

  I don’t even think you knew know what I look like.

  What, that’s not true, you look like a mantis.

  (Shifts to snake form)

  OH MY GOD! A SNAKE!

  I fucking called it.

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• Bonus@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Miss me with that head biting off shit, I’m getting laid and buggin out

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