The real question is, which color?

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• KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Would be pretty fun to mess with people, just dissolve the shell so it’s a white capsule and then when you’re having a bad day say “THAT’S IT” and it the skittle.

  Bonus points if you convulse and froth at the mouth.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    two things.

    1. nobody will get it
    2. I might accidentally swap it with my real poison pill and actually “do the deed”

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Maybe a tic tac, or better a chunk of alkaline seltzer

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only fits a mini M&M

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m about to blow your fucking mind…

    Skittles Littles

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    • siha@feddit.uk ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Woild fit right in into the skelittle

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What in the name of my dental health

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    • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Perfect name

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I’m almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      …Yes. People do like candy-coated chocolate.

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    • shadshack@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Peanut butter ones all the way.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, I love regular M&Ms more than peanut M&Ms and the peanut ones are pretty awesome.

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    • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It takes all kinds to make a world; There are even people who don’t like chocolate and would just prefer the peanuts…

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• formergijoe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.

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• kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tbh a skittles would definitely poison a guy from the 1600s in my opinion

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  the last skittle

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like the name of a summer movie.

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• Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hearing something mildly displeasing, dramatically sitting down and flipping open my skull ring, and tipping the skittle into my mouth like a shot of liquor.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll be the narrator to your life if you dont mind

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Are you wearing a ring for carrying poison?”

  “…How did you know?!”

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just need a quick bump, sniffs ring really hard.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I read that as “Sning Ring” and got really happy at first.

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    • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why is my ring hissing?

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tooter? I barely know her

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lime Green Skittle Script:

  (Bond opens the ring)
  Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
  (Bond music opening)
  HE HAS A RING.
  A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
  FILLED WITH ONE.
  AND ONLY ONE.
  LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Top tier porn parody material. And skittles could sponsor it. With the rainbow colours it could be a gay porno!

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Poisonous skittle. Bam, everyone happy.

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• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  emergency perc purity ring

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• floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dude, come on, a skittle!

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