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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • seathru@quokk.au ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck yeah! Hand me that horse cock sized RooR.

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  • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Happy cake day!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck that! We smoked our weed out of apples and tin cans like our hogcrankers before us

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• aldhissla@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don’t want to be liquidated

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Better to be Lubrication over Liquidation

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nice try, still not vaping

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Mnem667@retrofed.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalant System

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Where do we train for robot cunnilingus?

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • elvith@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      xkcd.com/243/

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    • silver@das-eck.haus ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Runescape on the nub got me prepared

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  • cylinder0093@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think you just hold the button until it resets. That’s what a friend told me anyway

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    • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pressing down on the little red button and very gently rocking

      … can produce gushes

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• Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!”

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  • CelloMike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    *mad engineers

    Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers

    Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Randal Monroe, there is an XKCD article in here…

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If they’re running an experiment without a control group that has more than one subject, they’re mad empiricists.

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Who designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And if that’s the case, peeps are probably getting one to suck some dick.

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why is the “y” in you capitalized?

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So you know it is about a human and not a robot.

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  • waldfee@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Perhaps they omitted the punctuation and it’s supposed to be two sentences.

    To the next question: What’s the ‘to’ doing there?

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• Zacryon@lemmy.wtf ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s a fetish for everyone.

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• yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I prefer to stick to normal ones 😊

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  • OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    Not with this nickname please

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    • yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Don’t worry, I’m 18+ 😘

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • cylinder0093@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There is art everywhere, if you know how to look for it

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• dasrael@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  With the quality of teledildonics these days, I’m already there… W’s in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!

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• magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.

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• qualia@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And my gender identity is 01.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    wait, is that int or bin?

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  • nanometer1625@thelemmy.club ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sure, but are you bigendian or littleendian?

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• dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If the robot dick gets me high still then I’m in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as “giving Robocop a blowie.” I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.

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  • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Blowiecop

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• Ekybio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Damn, I need to start vaping ASAP!

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• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mmm the taste of some salty science

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• Sylaran@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Im so good at it 😌

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• magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I had a staff sergeant tell me that in the military. He turned out to be gay. Anyway, still vaping.

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• architect@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jokes on you!

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