Time for therapy

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• victorz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dude, it worked, wow

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  • Carnelian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I also imagine this guy’s kids’ crafts

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    • qualia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My kid demonstrated antimaterialism.

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I choose that guy’s dead wife.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The bottom teeth showing isn’t a strong indicator, some people do that even with a real smile, but the eyes are a giveaway.

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thanks for this! Do you also have one for making your voice sound more trustworthy and less hungry?

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    • 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Bro wants to eat someone

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    • wieson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If you were to just lend me the bread!

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  • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As an autistic person I used something similar to learn how to smile.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Don’t forget to make piercing eye contact!

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• Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wh…what does that look like?

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• ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t have kids, don’t want 'em, but what works for me is imagining my cats doing literally anything ☺️

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ah, crap. I don’t have kids. Or neurotypical processing. Or dignity. I’ll find a way to cheese it, though.

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• BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The profile pic makes me doubt their claims.

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• olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If my kid does something cool I do a “impressed” face

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    bass stank face

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Me last night: I put those chips out of reach for a reason!

  Child: I can reach the ladder.

  Me: You think you’re sooooo smart.

  My eyes, which can’t lie: ooooh smart kid

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Imagine your child with a binder full of shinies.

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