Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower.
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remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Yikes, that guy had untreated sylphilis then took 1100% of the daily Manganese dose and more that a lethal dose of salt. I’m shocked he survived.
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
artificial apple flavor
Is this something horses actually like, or was it put there knowing very well humans would be consuming it
remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Horses, generally, really like apples.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
you can dilute it still
Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 months ago
mixing a bit of table salt and sugar in a glass of water will do pretty much the same thing and cost less than both of those.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a horse electrolyte salesman I strongly condemn the idea that people can be healthy without corporate intervention.
schildfrosch@feddit.org 2 months ago
i think potassium is what actually makes the difference since it’s so critical for peeing the right amount and you tend to lose a lot of it
remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Sodium chloride is not the only electrolyte the body needs. It’s fairly important to keep a healthy balance: medlineplus.gov/fluidandelectrolytebalance.html
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My biggest shock here is that it’s an actual product and not slop hallucinogenics.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait is cobalt a nutrient?
remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
A minor one and a component of Vitamin B12.
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Or they could just eat a balanced diet that reflects human nutritional requirements?
rugburn@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
…we don’t do that here
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Also, this stuff is made for horses. Their entire body and nutricial needs are completely different. I for example often have a calcium and vitamin D shortage so I need to take supplements next to my healthy diet. But the amounts I need are completely different to what a horse needs. Too much vitamin D is toxic, too much calcium brittle your bones. I can take paracetamol, so can donkeys, but cats would die from it. Taking supplements that are made for animals can be toxic and can be way to high dosages. Like with this guy, who has a tingling skin because of it, and probably causes damage to his kidneys and or liver, among other organs.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Someone’s always figured out a “better way” than y’know, actual scientists. Always some bizarre conspiracy over why they’re “hiding” the real better way to do something.
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You mean I shouldn’t be eating the “Top 10 Superfoods Your Doctor Doesn’t Want You to Know About”??
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
First they get you hooked on the Mane and Tail shampoo…
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Then they get you hooked on paste for the Hanta.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hey now, ivermectin has an apple flavored version that is apparently very tasty (according to my horse)
Murse@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but not the coroner.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Steve Jobs enters the chat…
KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s got what horses crave!
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 months ago
It has children’s fingers?
daannii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean it’s not like human food standards are that much higher than those for animals (in the U.S at least).
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I used to work in a baked goods factory where scrapped product and ingredients got sold to a pig feed supplier
They constantly told the workers not to put any product that had touched the floor into the pig feed bins (the floor, aside from being the fucking gross floor, often had metal shavings, machine oil, etc. on it) but everyone ignored that rule and management barely tried to enforce it
Another reason to feel bad for factory farmed animals. Those pigs probably have lacerations throughout their digestive system. :(
daannii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I worked for general Mills factory for maybe 4 or 5 months back around 2005 ish.
Yeah cereal and granola that got spilled or messed up went into bins labeled animal food.
The place was kept pretty clean. But it’s still a factory floor where we wore boots.
I remember more than once shoveling nasty food disasters off the floor with dirt mixed in. Told to put in those bins.
We cleaned those floors with harsh chemicals too when we did clean them. Surely residue from those contaminated the food.
I asked if it was dog food and was told it was for pigs.
Probably made up.Who knows what it was used for.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
This is how it starts, so innocent & healthy even, then suddenly you are on horse tranquillisers, and then glue.
Remember kids: say no when when a stranger in a van offers you horse candy.
DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 2 months ago
there is a video of chubbyemu (doctor) where he portays a case of a person getting horribly fucked up by horse electrolytes. be careful
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Someone already linked it, and amazingly the horse electrolytes weren’t even the worst thing going on with that guy.
GhostFace@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Can I get a summary?
Not for trust reasons but just morbid curiosity. There’s obviously a reason why we don’t eat this stuff. I want to know how bad it gets.
Master@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
combine this with the monkey chow diet and you have peak human food consumption right up until you die from all the weird shit in there that is unregulated besausemits not designed for humans.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
besausemits
Ah yes, those are the best kind of sauce mits
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you wanna save money from buying Gatorade? Sprinkle a tad bit of salt in tap water. That’s the amount of electrolytes the average person uses. If you need a little flavor the squirt a bit of mio.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
The recipe for oral rehydration solution, the Gatorade base, is 1 liter water, 1/2 tsp salt, and 2T sugar. Shake to mix.
You can add OJ, lemon and/or lime juice, kool-aid powder, mio, crystal light, etc. for flavor.
The Italian version is sparkling water, juice of a lemon slice, and big dash of salt.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mmmm yes. Two tons of sugar.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Just about anywhere in Mexico you can get suero: salt, lime, mineral water. Delicious
Shayeta@feddit.org 2 months ago
Yeah, just a bit of table salt! Magnesium, potassium, calcium? Never heard of 'em!
BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The potassium in it is an alternate salt, so you get your electrolytes without the sodium induced blood pressure changes many people experience.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Hey! That’s not for people! It’s for Kristen Schall!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
#1 ingredient listed is calcium.
Would NeverBrokeABone consider using this stuff cheating? 🤔
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Too much calcium brittle bones, among other issues. It’s called Hypercalcemia
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Ah, so not cheating. Extra challenge.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Looks like the bone weakness comes from the calcium being pulled from the bones into the bloodstream. I would suspect that ODing on Ca wouldn’t cause that symptom
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait, have I been cheesing myself to osteopenia?
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Would NeverBrokeABone consider using this stuff cheating? 🤔
As far as I can tell, that community talked a big game about the dietary reasons why their bones might be strong but were generally inactive people who never pushed their bodies (and bones) anywhere close to their limits.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Next pandemic, CDC will tell us to fuck off and eat ivermectin.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Not if someone in CDC (new management I mean) has a stake in horse candy manufacturer.
almost1337@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Day 3, dead?
vga@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Better run a marathon or you die
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Get some ivermectin while you’re there. I heard it cures EVERYTHING
genuineparts@infosec.pub 2 months ago
It’s the neigh stuff!
Liome@pawb.social 2 months ago
I know rhis is lemmy shitpost, and this post is a joke, but in case it is not please watch this: youtu.be/LUGdQnxuixI
It’s based on actual case of exactly this, explained by actual doctor. I can recommend watching even if this is a joke, chubbyemu makes amazing videos.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
OK it was what I expected.
TLDR; the “horse” part of this wasn’t the problem other than that it’s easier to purchase an unhinged quantity at a veterinary supply store. If he was reconstituting to the proper strength (being sober would have helped with that) the electrolytes themselves wouldn’t have been an issue (and honestly are actually beneficial when imbibing).
I figured it had to be, iirc from reading veterinary metabolic panel normal ranges most of us placental mammals have roughly the same electrolyte balances. Afaik it goes back to whether you have a common ancestor only before or also after leaving the ocean and that your balance is reflective of the ocean’s balance at that time.
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wow - what a twist! Thanks for sharing.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Wow, what a show!