genuineparts

@genuineparts@infosec.pub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poundland sold for £1⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ashens in shambles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Existential dread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah sweet man-made horrors well within my comprehension!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tragic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sudo pacman -S personality
  Error: Target not found: personality

  I use Arch, btw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheers lads an lassies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah right Arduino.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grieve with me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness, often called simply the boots theory.

  The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

  Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty >dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard >gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that >he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

  But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still >be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred >dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. – Men at Arms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We pink inside too :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just don’t like the fishtail. I’d like the fish part on top with legs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do office workers actually do?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I work as Adminstrator and Developer for Medical Software in a Hospital.
  Most of my days are either spend preparing for future planned Software deployments, checking if they can meet our needs. Fomulating out the requirements and data imports and exports to various existing systems. On others like today I’m a bit more hands on and actually fix a bug in an application, laid out a plan for QA testing and eventual deployment of the new release and wrote some documentation so that should I vanish from the face of the earth, the stuff I do can be picked up by someone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is so easy to control the male brain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam has shifted its business strategy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Introducing Macroservices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🥖BREADSTICK🥖⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a pain to pick up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This queue for the new swasticar⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tesla™ presents the Police

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would do this for just 1.99⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s either my broken self or a symptom of the time that I cannot tell if this is a honest question. I hope it isn’t.

  Just in case: It’s not a real thing. Yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twinkle Tush⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The brown eye

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memory is a fickle mistress⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s my nuts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Perchance they are together with a Jewish bass player.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Poop Challenge Champion⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha look at that person that doesn’t know how an apple poops. Probably also eats the Apples bumhole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What interesting things can I do with my home WiFi network?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least a Pi 4 can do both. Source: Did do exactly that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does dying from all causes mean?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He is trying to build immunity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deadlock (Valve's Unannounced Title) Passes 12k Peak Players in Closed Alpha⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey it’s me your pal! steamcommunity.com/id/genuineparts/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨made of cake⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nooooooooo! I’m delicious!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heh⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When they came for the dinglebops I said nothing becasue I was not a dinglebop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Beloved Tech Blog Is Now Publishing AI Articles Under the Names of Its Old Human Staff⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like someone is calling to “Hack Tuaw”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Children is bugs⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What? Why would I have nightmares about the thing that secures my continued paycheck?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help me out here⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If i said you have a nice body would you take off your clothes and do a little dance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I finally look forward to the future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German parliament will stop using fax machines⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck me it’s now actually the end times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're developing new technique⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I was unable to find my way there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believe what you see, not what you’re told⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  For some reason I read glasses and in my mind I was: “Well I usually don’t notice when I wear my glasses so it does makes sense…”
  Maybe I need new ones…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer is fine, he just can’t come to the Internet right now. 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!