genuineparts
@genuineparts@infosec.pub
- Comment on The sun is a deadly laser... 3 days ago:
The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas, A giant nuclear furnace.
- Comment on An oopsie occured 6 days ago:
It’s not blood… it’s uhm… Marinara Sauce! And that’s not an eyeball that’s just… a lychee from… another order.
- Comment on Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell! 1 week ago:
Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand
Checkmate Atheist, he said electric Microscope. \s
- Comment on Bioindicator PSA 2 weeks ago:
I call bullshit on Dandilion. Dandilion indicates that there is a surface. That surface could be moist roofing tile.
- Comment on Imagine the farts 2 weeks ago:
Fumes capable of etching glass.
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 3 weeks ago:
Wohooo! Suck it Alan Turing!
- Comment on Christmas Animals 1 month ago:
Core dumps.
- Comment on Why you think the net was born? 2 months ago:
Grab your ear and post it here, for Corn, corn, corn.
- Comment on corn 2 months ago:
The finest Hardpore Corn.
- Comment on Trump appears to be sleepy during the last cabinet meeting 2 months ago:
Dementia Don
- Comment on There's plastic in my balls too 3 months ago:
Woven PP, made from post consumer.
- Comment on Just an FYI 3 months ago:
Came for Haikus with “Show me that Butthole.”. Left appointed.
- Comment on Sorry, guys, it's just not happening 4 months ago:
Me on antidepressiva.
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 4 months ago:
They deployed 120 soldiers and 360 chins to Chicago.
- Comment on We're all going home early today 4 months ago:
IIRC: An airbag.
- Comment on Steady 4 months ago:
What’s the issue? Death is also a “stable condition”.
- Comment on Potatoes are always good 4 months ago:
They’re red, they’re white, they’re brown
They get that way underground
There can’t be much to do
So now they have blue ones too - Comment on Anon is a gamer 5 months ago:
GPU at 98.5°C. Not great not terrible.
- Comment on Can we talk about the Roblox situation? 5 months ago:
Nono. Playing games with sex: bad. Grroming children: The new Summer Trend sparked by President Chomo.
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 6 months ago:
Uhhh… nein?
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Smoking 4-5 packs a day and being healthier that 99% of the people. Yeah… not for long.
- Comment on Bird 6 months ago:
Duck tax! Wohoo!
- Comment on Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body 6 months ago:
Then it did a little dance, cause it’s a fun guy.
- Comment on Do you still remember? 6 months ago:
Fairyl Easy. VW Gold. Almost all Driving School cars here are some sort of VW Group Cars (VW, Audi, Skoda)
- Comment on Jell-OH MY GOD! 6 months ago:
The good old Janus.
- Comment on Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle? 7 months ago:
A copsicle.
- Comment on The future is amazing 7 months ago:
Son, we live in a world that has Live2D avatars, and those Avatars have to be commanded by men with LLMs. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know – that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
- Comment on Poundland sold for £1 8 months ago:
Ashens in shambles.
- Comment on Existential dread 8 months ago:
Ah sweet man-made horrors well within my comprehension!
- Comment on Tragic 8 months ago:
sudo pacman -S personality
Error: Target not found: personalityI use Arch, btw.