Aight, time for an upgrade.
Broomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by spicytuna62@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
adarza@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
seems like the logical progression. 1990s sabrina ‘flew’ an upright vac.
Maeve@kbin.earth 2 weeks ago
Brooms are easily and affordably replaced, don't need an app, can't be forced to SaaS, and if the maker goes out of business, you can find another.
genuineparts@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Ok Broomer.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Ok Roomber.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.
wizardfrag@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
The saddle on my last bike was not far off that. Riding a dildo to work may be somebody’s cup of tea, but it wasn’t mine.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There needs to be a witch of the Deep North that wears layers of knitwear and rides atop a Zamboni
thunder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I think she flies on a roomba in the sequel
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
!witchymemes@lemmy.world
SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
“Pfft. Chuds.”
darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There are two characters like this in Little Witch Academia and one of them literally rides on a flying roomba.
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As long as all the surveillance stuff is striped from it and perhaps its running open source software.
BenevolentOne@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
I think the shamful euphemism ‘she rides around town on a broomstick’ is now fully, and permanently, worn out.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
When I saw Hocus-Pocus I thought the witches using vacuum cleaners was hilarious. This is just as funny.
Smaantha@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Smaantha@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
wtf is this mcgodge?
zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Imagine having all this free time and nothing better to do than no-life Lemmy of all things.
Get help.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lol they don’t have a little single comment anywhere that’s not removed
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Out of curiosity what did they say?
Smaantha@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Well I’m busy to talk so here is my friend Nurse Nipple-Tits you can chat to
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Someone mentioned Roomba is an anagram for “a broom”.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Image
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Amazingly, the meme way is the best way to demo the plush.
UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
yess, this was totally the first thing i thought when i saw the post for like no reason.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
sitting on it isn’t gangsta af tho
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think it depends on how you sit. I’d probably take either a meditative lotus pose or maybe a whimsical cross legs with a cup of tea, so no, not gangsta.
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Witch transit safety standards have come a long way since 1137 AD. Despite the smaller size, they are more than capable of supporting and protecting the average witch.*
~*American witches may opt for our enhanced support package.~
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
also mao orb