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Finally, a real name for your penis

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • snek_boi@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)

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  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

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    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better

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    • Grabthar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They killed Kenny! Those bastards!

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  • KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pleasure Killer

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  • Surp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name

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    • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There will be another one of these asking for the third letter or something soon.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Man Injector…

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  • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Purple beef… I think I should see a doctor…

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  • texture@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉

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    • Davel23@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some funny ones there.

    Like Bear Killer.

    Or Fun Destroyer.

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    • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I like Ugly Schlong

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      • Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        (Q _ Q)

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wish I got Monster Meat 🤣

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      • wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I keep wondering… Just what happened with that bear? How did you kill a bear with your… Bear killer.

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  • roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
    He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he goes guessing you name lol.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i’m not using my name, i’m just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i’ve ever heard.

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    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Skin Killer. If your partner’s still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn’t be.

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT

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  • Eczpurt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Monster Meat, excellent

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  • Monument@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it’s very important that we not damage paul newman

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  • pheelicks@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Moon Moon … oh no wait, wrong thread.

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  • AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!

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  • zout@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Giant Sword. Not very original.

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    • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Better than dangling sword. Trust me.

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      • zout@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I just realised my brother is Long Sword, so my Giant Sword is definitely better now!

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  • pleb_maximus@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Giant Salami

    Eh, could be worse.

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Danny DeVito would say, “Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector”

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a coincidence; Dangling Killer is also my serial killer alias.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Radio frequency?

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎

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  • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Girthy Beef

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎

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  • Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your mom’s gag

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  • BurgerBaron@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Monster Stick

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  • RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Remember, it’s ok to name your penis but it’s not ok to name the fella’s penis next to you at the urinal.

    youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34

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  • fun_times@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.

    Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.

    Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?

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  • StarsongDusk@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dangling Destroyer

    ROFLMAO.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just don’t do the helicopter. You’ll kill us all!

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