Finally, a real name for your penis

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  i’m not using my name, i’m just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i’ve ever heard.

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Candyman had a Skin Unit

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  What a coincidence; Dangling Killer is also my serial killer alias.

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• Whereismyholodeck@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Paul Smith is about to go on a journey of self discovery

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• Surp@lemmy.world ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name

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• cockmushroom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Love Meal

  Kinda like a censored version of my username

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• texture@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

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• trslim@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  yes i am Man Steak and my husband is Mister Steak.

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• snek_boi@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)

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• zout@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Giant Sword. Not very original.

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  • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Better than dangling sword. Trust me.

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    • zout@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I just realised my brother is Long Sword, so my Giant Sword is definitely better now!

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• RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Remember, it’s ok to name your penis but it’s not ok to name the fella’s penis next to you at the urinal.

  youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34

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• Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

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  • Grabthar@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    They killed Kenny! Those bastards!

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  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?

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• chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Love Beef

  Accurate

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• assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Giant injector. False advertising tbh

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• fun_times@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.

  Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.

  Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).

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• KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pleasure Killer

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• asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Purple Punch??

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Man sward

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Man Injector…

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• join@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  frodo with his fun sword and samwise with his giant punch on their way to destroy the ring

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• Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Purple beef… I think I should see a doctor…

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• Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

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• FrankFrankson@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Peter Parker’s penis is called Pussy Beef

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• wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Some funny ones there.

  Like Bear Killer.

  Or Fun Destroyer.

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  • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I like Ugly Schlong

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wish I got Monster Meat 🤣

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    • wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I keep wondering… Just what happened with that bear? How did you kill a bear with your… Bear killer.

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Davel23@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

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• StarsongDusk@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dangling Destroyer

  ROFLMAO.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Just don’t do the helicopter. You’ll kill us all!

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• Monument@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    it’s very important that we not damage paul newman

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• 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bear sausage. I guess thats nice and affirming, thanks!

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• pleb_maximus@piefed.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Giant Salami

  Eh, could be worse.

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