Finally, a real name for your penis

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• snek_boi@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)

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• Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

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  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better

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  • Grabthar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They killed Kenny! Those bastards!

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• KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pleasure Killer

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• Surp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name

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  • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There will be another one of these asking for the third letter or something soon.

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Man Injector…

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• Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Purple beef… I think I should see a doctor…

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• texture@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

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• Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉

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  • Davel23@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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• wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Some funny ones there.

  Like Bear Killer.

  Or Fun Destroyer.

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  • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I like Ugly Schlong

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    • Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      (Q _ Q)

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I wish I got Monster Meat 🤣

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    • wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I keep wondering… Just what happened with that bear? How did you kill a bear with your… Bear killer.

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• roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
  He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he goes guessing you name lol.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  i’m not using my name, i’m just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i’ve ever heard.

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  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Skin Killer. If your partner’s still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn’t be.

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT

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• Eczpurt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Monster Meat, excellent

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• Monument@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    it’s very important that we not damage paul newman

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• pheelicks@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Moon Moon … oh no wait, wrong thread.

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• AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!

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• zout@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Giant Sword. Not very original.

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  • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Better than dangling sword. Trust me.

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    • zout@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I just realised my brother is Long Sword, so my Giant Sword is definitely better now!

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• pleb_maximus@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Giant Salami

  Eh, could be worse.

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• Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Danny DeVito would say, “Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What a coincidence; Dangling Killer is also my serial killer alias.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Radio frequency?

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎

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• snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Girthy Beef

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎

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• Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Your mom’s gag

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• BurgerBaron@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Monster Stick

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• RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Remember, it’s ok to name your penis but it’s not ok to name the fella’s penis next to you at the urinal.

  youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34

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• fun_times@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.

  Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.

  Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?

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• StarsongDusk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dangling Destroyer

  ROFLMAO.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just don’t do the helicopter. You’ll kill us all!

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