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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your parents 640x480 glory.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Windows sold me out by having a “Recently viewed files” section on the start menu that I had not noticed. Luckily, it was my friends that found it and not my parents.

  Still, though, being caught red-handed with badly photoshopped fake nudes of Britney Spears was quite embarrassing for teenage me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fallout: New Vegas dev says don't expect a remaster, argues Bethesda doesn't have the source code or 'the engineering knowhow'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dream of a sequel that focuses on the consequences of the legion falling apart after the second battle of hoover dam.

  Basically a game where one faction wants to turn the remnants of the legion into a unified democratic republic (perhaps a mixture of the Roman senate and the NCR), another faction wants to find a new caesar (and possibly reform some of the stupider sides of the old legion) and a third faction just wants to go back to being a bunch of independent tribes that only trade with each other.

  You would play as the grown up child of a legionaire who died at hoover dam and a slave who was sold off to somewhere else when you were young.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a real name for your penis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.

  Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.

  Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “The best part of Fallout is it basically never runs out of content”

  That’s the worst part. All of those randomly generated filler quests that send you back to a location you’ve cleared twice before to kill the same named raider npc are at the very core of what is wrong with Fallout 4.

  I wish Fallout would return to primarily being a roleplaying game, with actual dialog choices, including the ability to say “No, I don’t give a shit about Shaun. In fact, I’m glad he was kidnapped, so that I don’t have to be bogged down by a backstory that I never agreed to.”

  Oh, and it would be nice if the main character wasn’t automatically the leader of every faction in the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In a quota that uses integers and puts 100 as the average, a lot of people will be exactly average. Therefore it is incorrect to say that 50% is below average. It’s probably somewhere between 48% and 49%.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is similar to the old Italian mercenary system. Get paid by one side to siege a city, then get paid by the other side to end the siege.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the most confusing false friends from your language to another that are spelt exactly the same?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ne.