Finally, a real name for your penis

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• FrankFrankson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Peter Parker’s penis is called Pussy Beef

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• Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Man meat. Very generic.

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• Goun@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Purple Machine

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.

  Amusingly, my wife’s maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she’s Love Pole. Of course I’m not going to tell her either of these names.

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  • _g_be@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “sex knob: giant hammer” sounds like a JJK technique

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m not sure I should google that.

      GBE: Monster Hard Snake

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  • Bubs12@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Did your wife change her last name to something that is not your last name?

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My surname is not really “again”.

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• knotRyder@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Giant tool, well at least it’s not my personality

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• Manticore@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m just enjoying every version of ‘[Word] Punch’.

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• tino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have Skin tube. My wife would have Monster Destroyer. It’s unfair

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• kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Poor Quentin Tarantino

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• generic_computers@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pleasure Meat

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• Whereismyholodeck@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Paul Smith is about to go on a journey of self discovery

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• assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Giant injector. False advertising tbh

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• asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Purple Punch??

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• Griffus@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Love punch

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pleasure Killer

  fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I’m satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  what the hell man :(

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Accurate…

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• MissingGhost@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wait am I am Lemmy or on Facebook?

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• RedAggroBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t really wanna be the Skin Destoryer

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Understandable.

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• snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  One Hundred Percent All Beef Thermometer.

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But I wanna call it the puking dildo

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Be the change you want to see in the world!

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• Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Love Injector. How derivative.

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• hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  long sausage

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• dukatos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hulk flute

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• harrison_fnord@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Power Killer.

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• Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  🧍‍♂️ MAN SWORD 🗡️

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• MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  idk, sounds like false advertising in my case :P

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pussy salami

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• outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Big pole……

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Purple killer… Not a fan of the name tbh

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  • imjustmsk@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    are you Mason Fischer? Max Fuller? Miles Fletcher?Milo Flynn?   Who are you M. F? 

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