Finally, a real name for your penis

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• Eczpurt@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Monster Meat, excellent

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎

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• Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Danny DeVito would say, “Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector”

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• 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bear sausage. I guess thats nice and affirming, thanks!

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• Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Man meat. Very generic.

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• snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Girthy Beef

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎

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• Fierro@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Somebody has a fuck beef

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• genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hard Sausage… does not really sound all that appealing

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• emmanuelw@jlai.lu ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pleasure Steak

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• Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your mom’s gag

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• BurgerBaron@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Monster Stick

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• Goun@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Purple Machine

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hard killer? Doesnt roll off the tounge i would want it to(pun intended)

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• Griffus@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Love punch

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pleasure Killer

  fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I’m satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).

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• CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Man Pole.

  Me Man, this Pole, ugauga

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